1 definition by Trutherstein

black penis

The most lied about penis in the world; one which, in reality, is on average no bigger than any other race's penis. Often times they'll revert to making fake, 22 inch penises on porn sites just so that, at first glance, everyones like HOLY HELL, but then realizes that not only would the lack of circulation caused by a 22 inch penis' erection kill a man, but also that you can see his tiny, black dick and balls underneath the fake dick he attempted to stick them in.

Black guy: Uuuuu wh1te boiz be jealous of my black penis.
White guy: Why?
Black guy: B3cuz it be so long n th1ck LOLZ.
White guy: Well... you don't have much of a buldge considering you wear your pants below your dick...
Black guy cries and runs away

by Trutherstein December 22, 2009