True_Lust's definitions

Pseudoscience

Noun - The process by which my grandmother reasons to her conclusion that Earth was created 6,000 years ago with fully evolved organisms.

Dude 1: Bro, this study says that using cell phones causes cancer.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Hans Asperger

History: A German psychiatrist who first observed autism, the actual father of Neurodiversity. The former diagnosis “Asperger’s” is named after him.

Leo Kanner took credit for Hans Asperger’s work and catalyzed the medical model’s relatively harsh view of autism.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Social Model of Disability

The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.

Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Self-actualization

In Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, the highest need. This is the need to achieve one’s full potential

Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Influstuation

Infatuation and lust at the same time

Dude 1: Oh, Beyoncé, take me away!
Dude 2: This right here is called influstuation.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Mathematics

It underpins physics which underpins chemistry which underpins neuroscience which underpins the incurable romantic attraction I feel for Beyonce.

“Mathematics is the poetry of logic.”
- Albert Einstein

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Nihilism

1. An area of philosophy that posits that no social construct has true value and that human existence is inherently meaningless

I studied nihilism in my free time. That’s why I started doing cocaine.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019