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Definitions by Troi_Baker

Cat Cuck 

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
Cat Cuck by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024

Yikes sweaty 

The deep breath obnoxious people let out before the conversation goes over the cliff. Irony doesn't save you from being part of the problem.
Yikes sweaty lot to unpack there.
Yikes sweaty by Troi_Baker January 11, 2022

We are the music makers,. And we are the dreamers of dreams 

What you say when you want a child to shut their fucking mouth already.
Kid: What's a zeppelin?
You: We are the music makers,. And we are the dreamers of dreams

Charlie Cox 

Matt fucking Murdock. He is the best actor to play Daredevil and he always will be. Also, just a great actor in general, and will star in the upcoming series Kin. But seriously. Never forget Charlie Cox's Daredevil.
Charlie Cox by Troi_Baker October 14, 2021

Joe Manchin

A guy who is somehow able to singlehandedly sabotage the entire Democratic agenda. That's right. Even when there's no Mitch McConnell, there's a Mitch McConnell. Definitely don't look into who funds him.
Joe Manchin is ruining everything.
Joe Manchin by Troi_Baker October 7, 2021

Oh no Sam Seder

What a fucking nightmare! Famous last words spoken by Steven Crowder.
"Oh no Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!"
Oh no Sam Seder by Troi_Baker June 28, 2021

Austin, TX 

The capital city of Texas. Known for it's live music and all the Californians who keep moving there. Basically the place for you if you want to say you live in Texas but hate most of the state.
Guy: Hey why is Austin, TX the capital of Texas? Isn't San Antonio larger by population and area, more diverse, and more historically relevant? And doesn't it have more to do?
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.
Austin, TX by Troi_Baker June 3, 2021