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Those stupid wannabe-goth kids that wear huge bodnage pants, heavy chains, shirts that say crap like "I hear voices.. and they don't like you", layers of cheap plastic jewelry, never take showers, and sometimes wear beanies or backwards baseball caps. They hang out at the mall 24/7 usually at Hot Topic, Spencer's, or the arcade. They are extremely loud and obnoxious, and very desperate for attention. They listen to awful music like Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot, Korn, and Rage Against the Machine. Mall metal boys will bang anything that's alive, and think they are such pimps when only dorks and other Mall Metals like them.
A Mall Metal thinks he is such a badass, but really, no one likes him.
by Trishelle February 27, 2006
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The biggest sell-outs in history. Their first CDs were absolutley amazing. They were my favorite band for the longest time. Then City of Evil came out. THE WORST thing I've ever heard. They go from unique underground metal band to #1 on TRL. The most disgraceful thing a band can do.
Avenged Sevenfold has failed us all
by Trishelle February 27, 2006
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Bands like Nickelback, Staind, Seether, Shinedown, Papa Roach, Avenged Sevenfold, all the overplayed rock music on the radio and MTV. IT ALL SOUNDS EXACTLY THE SAME!!! There is nothing unique about them; the music, the lyrics, every song and every band sound alike. And for some unknown reason, people actually like it. bitches...
radio rock sucks. it's extremely rare when a mainstream band is actually good.
by Trishelle March 4, 2006
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1. Absoltuely intense torturing pain that our "loving" God gave to women as a result of Eve eating the forbidden apple.

2. Something pro-life assholes want to force women and female teenagers who aren't ready for a child to go through as a "punishment" for having sex (cause they think an unborn fetus is more important than the woman who has to carry it). No girl should EVER be forced to though with this if she's not ready.

3. The reason men are luckier than women.
1. I didn't eat the goddamn apple, so why am I punished for it?!

2. 77% of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.

3. And men say they can take pain better than women. Let's see a man have a baby.

Fuck childbirth. I don't want kids anyway.
by Trishelle May 5, 2007
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The soon-to-be out birth control pill that is still undergoing testing. This pill will allow the woman who takes it to safely not have a period, while being able to have sex and not get pregnant. Unlike regular birth control pills, it does not have a pointless sugar pill week, which is when the woman on the pill gets a period as a side effect for the withdrawl of hormones. There is absolutley no reason to have a pill period every month and, in my opinion, Lybrel is an amazing medical breakthrough. Women on this pill are free from the "misery of menstruation" (cramping, bloating, pms, embarrasing stained clothes, acne, etc.)
I am getting Lybrel the day it comes out.
by Trishelle March 25, 2007
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How every kid I knew spelled "girl" until around 7th grade
Gril... That annoyed the hell out of me because I learned how to spell "girl" in kindergarten
by Trishelle April 2, 2006
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