training film

U.S. military cover term for a pornographic video.

Here Private Smith, take this box of training films back to Captian Jones.

by Trav September 24, 2004

The Mad Shitter

Term used primarily in the U.S. Army. Refers to deranged individuals that leave steaming piles of poo in conspicuous areas or sometimes in or on your personal equipment. Most of the time their aim is to shock or disgust the discoverers; other times they aim to cause illness by attacking food or water sources. Most attacks are meant as practical jokes played between units but occasionally they are meant as acts revenge. Areas that the Mad Shitter has been known to strike: Public showers; on top of toilet seats; in sleeping bags; in hats or berets; in cars; in water tanks; on the hoods of cars; on desks.

Bad - “SONOFABITCH! The Mad Shitter hit our shower again last night. I bet it was one of those pricks from 1st platoon. I ain’t going to clean it up this time.”

Good – “Did you hear? The Mad Shitter laid a log on the toilet seat in the Officer Only Porta John.”
“Sweet. Serves them right for thinking that they’re special.”

by Trav May 18, 2005

kimchi

Military slang term primarily used in Korea and Japan. Used to describe something cheap or of low quality.

"Take the number 20 kimchi bus outside the walk through gate to get to the train station in Pyong-taek. It'll cost you less that a buck"

"Dude, I just picked up the kimchi copy DVD of War of The Worlds today for $5."

"Ha, I can't believe you paid money for that set of kimchi Tommy Hilfiger sweats. They say "TOMY HILPIGGER" you idiot."

by Trav June 30, 2005

click and drag

To fart in one place and then string along a trail of funk into another.

Dude! Next time sling that thing off outside. Don’t click and drag.

by Trav September 27, 2004

slow elk

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

by Trav September 24, 2004

cherry boy

Military term used to describe a new or inexperienced soldier. Can also be used by Asian prostitutes to describe a virgin.

Watch out troop. The juicy girls can sniff out a cherry boy at 100 meters.

by Trav September 24, 2004

cut sling load

Military term for taking a dump. Originally came from the command Air Assault soldiers use to order the helicopter crew chief to drop the cargo load carried underneath the chopper.

Dude! I'll be back in 10-15, I've got to go cut sling load something fierce.

by Trav September 24, 2004