4 definitions by TorChimp

leftbot

Someone whose main goal in life is to propagate leftist ideas without asking themselves if make sense. They are convinced they are morally superior and that this gives them the right to fight against free speech.

A leftbot fills in two conditions:
1) Does not make their own opinions
2) Is left-wing

Mrs. Dean was trying to give a speech on traditional values, but was attacked by a mob of leftbots and had to cut it short.

by TorChimp May 3, 2017

Leftbot

A virgin that is left-leaning because he thinks it will get him laid. Thinks he is morally superior and that this allows him to shut down free speech.

Look at all those leftbots whining about transgender rights

by TorChimp May 22, 2017

Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017

Feminist

Someone who fights for women's right to get rid of everything that make them likeable, enjoyable partners.

Thanks to feminists I'm learning Russian to meet chicks of the east, where the feminist movement has yet to spread.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017