TooSick4U's definitions

Barnyard Betty

A woman who is from "the country" or farming areas who is very attractive; a woman who can be found posting on Farmers.com.

Jane is a Barnyard Betty; she is hot and down from the farm.

by TooSick4U May 11, 2015

especially anus crime

especially anus crime: an act of stupidity so tremendous that only a criminally minded asshole could perform it (alludes to L & O: SVU opening, “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated…”

Mark committed another especially anus crime when he stole money from his girlfriend's purse right after sex.

by TooSick4U November 17, 2011

phone in bonin'

phone in bonin' -- phone sex; phoning in boning (sex)

I don't cheat with road dirt; I get out my cell and I am phone in bonin'.

by TooSick4U October 18, 2009

On Line Yanking

Masterbating while surfing the web for porn or cybering.

Jane was pissed off at Dick; she caught him as he was on line yanking while chatting with a friend.

by TooSick4U April 26, 2006

funk in the trunk

funk in the trunk: the smell of ass

Dude, change your shorts. The funk in the trunk smell like you shit yourself.

by TooSick4U May 8, 2012

Dr. Goodhead

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.

Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

gynocentric

gynocentric: dominated by or emphasizing feminine interests or a feminine point of view

Since Bob started taking the History of the Female Orgasim class, he's become so gynocentric.

by TooSick4U April 28, 2010