TooSick4U's definitions

man funk

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.

by TooSick4U January 6, 2009

PORT

PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger

Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."

by TooSick4U June 25, 2008

salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

by TooSick4U October 13, 2007

glass headboard

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013

brownie drop off

brownie drop off: to have a bowel movement; a relief like dropping off your daughters for meeting of the Brownies.

Feeling so good; I had a brownie drop off. It's a load off my mind.

by TooSick4U April 22, 2014

talk me off

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent

1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.

by TooSick4U November 4, 2006