TooSick4U's definitions

salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

by TooSick4U October 13, 2007

man funk

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.

by TooSick4U January 6, 2009

bone and moan

bone and moan: sex with the volume turned up

Baby, it's my birthday, so let's bone and moan the night through until it ain't my birtday no mo'.

by TooSick4U October 17, 2009

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

PORT

PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger

Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."

by TooSick4U June 25, 2008

Head Master

Head Master - a person who is particularly proficient at felatio.

Marcia is a head master; she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

ten toe Cadillacs

ten toe cadillacs -- very expensive sneakers, usually referring to athletic shoes of a person too young to drive

"Yo, those ten toe Cadillacs are fresh."

"They cost me more than your daddy pays for his car payments."

by TooSick4U March 13, 2010