TooSick4U's definitions

talk me off

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent

1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.

by TooSick4U November 4, 2006

brownie drop off

brownie drop off: to have a bowel movement; a relief like dropping off your daughters for meeting of the Brownies.

Feeling so good; I had a brownie drop off. It's a load off my mind.

by TooSick4U April 22, 2014

bone in the closet

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.

"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."

by TooSick4U March 13, 2009

bone and moan

bone and moan: sex with the volume turned up

Baby, it's my birthday, so let's bone and moan the night through until it ain't my birtday no mo'.

by TooSick4U October 17, 2009

side tail

side tail: a woman, other than a wife or steady girlfriend, with whom a man has frequent sexual relations

Gov. Sanford went to Brazil to get some side tail.

by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

vertical stare

vertical stare: the vagina (which can look like a wide open eye and is in a vertical position)

When I look into your eyes, I can't but help thing about your vertical stare.

by TooSick4U March 20, 2010

dropped the baby

dropped the baby: a bowel movement that is so large that it feels as if you have given birth through your anus

Damn, I dropped the baby. I don't think I will ever be able to fart again.

by TooSick4U April 22, 2014