14 definitions by Tommy F.

Steaming Richard

a sleep-over prank. while your friend is sleeping, you poop into a sock, microwave it for about 8 seconds, then slap your friend in the face with it

"Don't even think about giving me a steaming richard while i'm sleeping"

by Tommy F. September 3, 2005

maricon

spanish for "faggot"

"Chupa mi huevos, maricon!"

"Lick my balls, faggot!"

by Tommy F. September 3, 2005

pissed

British - drunk
American - really mad

"Oi, look at Tim! He's pissed off his ass! Haha!"
"Man, I'm fuckin pissed!"

by Tommy F. September 9, 2005

Les Claypool

a really, really good bassist. used to be in Primus, now has his own band, Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade. sings with a southern accent, but talks normal.

listen to primuses cover of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" they only play up until the singing starts, but les claypool plays the guitar parts on his bass

by Tommy F. September 11, 2005

Woodstock

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

by Tommy F. September 5, 2005

sausage fest

a party where there's almost no girls

"how was nate's party last night"
"sucked, it was a friggin sausage fest"

by Tommy F. September 8, 2005

italian

hot girls, good food, but a lot of italian-american guys are douchebags

"italian people' country is shaped like a boot"

by Tommy F. September 5, 2005