4 definitions by Tom Jewsbury

Society

Society is the base of all beleifs and is any person in their right minds true enemy. Society turns people into robots, kills them, tells them they're going to hell so it can have theire money

then there are the few people with any sense who fight the power, the system and society, the universes bitch.

robots of society: GO TO SCHOOL, DO EXACTLY AS WE SAY, DONT BE GAY, DONT BE BLACK, BE A CHRISTIAN AND GIVE US MONEY

Jewsbury: suck on my system fighting powers ... FUCK OFF

by Tom Jewsbury October 6, 2007

hendrix

people underestimate his truly amazing rock blues power...
This was no ordinary blues rock musician, this was a revelation and a turning point for all music...

Hendrix changed the world by playing the most amazing yet underrated self-taught guitar riffs

Nobody has yet to even match hendrix in any way whatsoever

see god

hey you know that god dude?

Hendrix?

Yeah... why did he have to die?

by Tom Jewsbury October 6, 2007

muffin the great

A god of woodlice, whos objective in life is simple... eat his people and talk to pigeons

wow look at that guy eating woodlice, man
i know, its muffin the great

by Tom Jewsbury February 16, 2007

muffin the great

A God Of the woodlice, he shall eat the woodlice he find, then bring them back to life. These woodlice that he blesses in this unique way are all called 'Chuck' After 'Chuck'. Normally, this person can talk to pidgeons as well, therfore having ultimate and supreme control over them, making them his invincible minions.

Dude, that guy ressusitated a woodlouse!!
It's Muffin The great!!! OMG!!!

The pidgeons are busy...
Muffin the great must be near!

by Tom Jewsbury February 4, 2007