Definitions by Tochterlieber
Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing
A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013
busted face
An ugly face.
Guy 1: Jennifer says she's going on another diet.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.
busted face by Tochterlieber November 6, 2013
Prisingenuity
A knack for McGyver-like improvisation of tools using the scarce resources available in a prison environment.
"Wow, that's cool how you figured out how to make disposable one-hitters out of ferrules, so we can flush them after each session and not have to keep anything around that could be found if they shake us down."
"Once again, my prisingenuity saves the day."
"Once again, my prisingenuity saves the day."
Prisingenuity by Tochterlieber June 30, 2012
Chominators
Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."
Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?
Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.
Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.
Chominators by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012
Chomover
Hey, that dude keeps looking at us.
Which one?
That creepy old dude over there, the one who's sportin' the chomover and those chominator 3000s.
Which one?
That creepy old dude over there, the one who's sportin' the chomover and those chominator 3000s.
Chomover by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012
enhancement smoker
A person who smokes cannabis or other smokable drugs primarily to enhance other experiences (rather than simply for the "high" itself). Such individuals are less likely to enjoy merely smoking and sitting around doing nothing. This phrase was popularized by Jon Stewart's character in "Half Baked."
enhancement smoker by Tochterlieber June 26, 2008
noid
To become paranoid (usually temporarily, and often due to the influence of drugs such as cannabis or meth.)
After we smoked out in the parking lot, Kevin started noiding, thinking that someone might have seen us.
noid by Tochterlieber April 26, 2008