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by Tochterlieber December 30, 2014
Get the Floodlikes mug.An ugly face.
Guy 1: Jennifer says she's going on another diet.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.
by Tochterlieber November 6, 2013
Get the busted face mug.A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013
Get the Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing mug.Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.
by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013
Get the parousing mug."Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
Get the facebook baby mug.To surrender, especially in a way that abandons principle and reverses course because of pressure, criticism, etc.
That Dave Chapelle comedy routine started out edgy, but then he decided to cuck out at the end with all that politically correct virtue signaling.
by Tochterlieber March 31, 2017
Get the cuck out mug.(1) To tell a correctional officer you're in fear of being physically assaulted by other prisoners and want to be placed in protective custody.
(2) To threaten another prisoner, so that he has to tell a correctional officer he's in fear of being assaulted by other prisoners and wants to be placed in protective custody.
(2) To threaten another prisoner, so that he has to tell a correctional officer he's in fear of being assaulted by other prisoners and wants to be placed in protective custody.
by Tochterlieber January 5, 2017
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