Tochterlieber's definitions

acquaintancezone

Where you relegate people whose uninteresting posts clog up your social media feeds because they're in your "friends" circle.

"After about her 20th post this week bragging about her workout routine and the different health shakes she's trying, I had to put her in the acquaintancezone."

by Tochterlieber January 6, 2014

Floodlikes

When someone floods your notifications with likes of your photos, wall posts, etc.

Thanks for the floodlikes, honey!

by Tochterlieber December 30, 2014

facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"

by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017

Chominators

Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."

Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?

Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.

by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012

parousing

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

Chomover

Comb-over hairstyle that resembles that of a stereotypical chomo (child molestor).

Hey, that dude keeps looking at us.

Which one?

That creepy old dude over there, the one who's sportin' the chomover and those chominator 3000s.

by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012

check in

(1) To tell a correctional officer you're in fear of being physically assaulted by other prisoners and want to be placed in protective custody.
(2) To threaten another prisoner, so that he has to tell a correctional officer he's in fear of being assaulted by other prisoners and wants to be placed in protective custody.

The shot caller decided to check in the guy who got caught stealing from B.J.'s locker.

by Tochterlieber January 5, 2017