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Prisingenuity

A knack for McGyver-like improvisation of tools using the scarce resources available in a prison environment.
"Wow, that's cool how you figured out how to make disposable one-hitters out of ferrules, so we can flush them after each session and not have to keep anything around that could be found if they shake us down."
"Once again, my prisingenuity saves the day."
by Tochterlieber June 30, 2012
mugGet the Prisingenuitymug.

noid

To become paranoid (usually temporarily, and often due to the influence of drugs such as cannabis or meth.)
After we smoked out in the parking lot, Kevin started noiding, thinking that someone might have seen us.
by Tochterlieber April 26, 2008
mugGet the noidmug.

Security through apathy

Reliance on nobody caring enough about your account or system to bother trying to hack into it.
"Dude, shouldn't you use a more secure password than 'qwerty' for your Tumblr account?"
"Nah, who would want to bother trying to hack into it? There's no credit card information or anything like that stored in it."
"Security through apathy. I like it!"
by Tochterlieber August 7, 2014
mugGet the Security through apathymug.

Chominators

Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."
Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?

Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.
by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012
mugGet the Chominatorsmug.

busted face

Guy 1: Jennifer says she's going on another diet.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.
by Tochterlieber November 6, 2013
mugGet the busted facemug.

orthosexuality

Orthosexuality is a sexual orientation of being sexually attracted only to sexually mature individuals of the opposite sex, and of the same species.
"Look at that attractive, healthy-looking 18-year-old fellow human of the opposite sex over there! I want to get naked with that individual."
"Why do you flaunt your orthosexuality?"
by Tochterlieber May 3, 2014
mugGet the orthosexualitymug.

come out of the toy box

To "come out of the tox box" means to admit to being a pedophile.
"James got drunk yesterday and start saying what he most wishes he could do is tap a 7-year-old girl sometime."
"Damn, man, he decided to just come out of the toy box like that to you?"
by Tochterlieber March 23, 2014
mugGet the come out of the toy boxmug.

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