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"So, after your ex told you that you're a failure as a man, that you were a failure as a husband, and that you would've been a failure as a father, you're still going to try to get back together with her? How are you even going to reach her? I thought she blocked you from everything."
"I think I still have her cell in my incoming call history, so I'll just use that as a crawlback number."
"I think I still have her cell in my incoming call history, so I'll just use that as a crawlback number."
by Tochterlieber September 21, 2014
Get the Crawlback numbermug. A person who smokes cannabis or other smokable drugs primarily to enhance other experiences (rather than simply for the "high" itself). Such individuals are less likely to enjoy merely smoking and sitting around doing nothing. This phrase was popularized by Jon Stewart's character in "Half Baked."
by Tochterlieber June 26, 2008
Get the enhancement smokermug. A catchall for polyamorous relationships and attractions with so many nuances that they can't be described in a short sentence such as "it's an open relationship" or "we're swingers" or "I want to have a stable of broads all to myself (i.e. a harem)". If the relationship would be described on Facebook as "it's complicated" then it's probably polyqueer.
"You guys are swingers, right?"
"Actually I'm in a polyqueer, ethically non-monogamous adelphogamous relationship with Jay and his brother Rob, both of whom also are part of a triad with their ambigusweetie Julia, when she is available under the terms of her geographical non-monogamous relationship with her husband Troy, who's serving in Iraq right now."
"Oh. So you're swingers, then?"
"Actually I'm in a polyqueer, ethically non-monogamous adelphogamous relationship with Jay and his brother Rob, both of whom also are part of a triad with their ambigusweetie Julia, when she is available under the terms of her geographical non-monogamous relationship with her husband Troy, who's serving in Iraq right now."
"Oh. So you're swingers, then?"
by Tochterlieber May 16, 2014
Get the polyqueermug. Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."
Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?
Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.
Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.
by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012
Get the Chominatorsmug. Orthosexuality is a sexual orientation of being sexually attracted only to sexually mature individuals of the opposite sex, and of the same species.
"Look at that attractive, healthy-looking 18-year-old fellow human of the opposite sex over there! I want to get naked with that individual."
"Why do you flaunt your orthosexuality?"
"Why do you flaunt your orthosexuality?"
by Tochterlieber May 3, 2014
Get the orthosexualitymug. "James got drunk yesterday and start saying what he most wishes he could do is tap a 7-year-old girl sometime."
"Damn, man, he decided to just come out of the toy box like that to you?"
"Damn, man, he decided to just come out of the toy box like that to you?"
by Tochterlieber March 23, 2014
Get the come out of the toy boxmug. "Dude, shouldn't you use a more secure password than 'qwerty' for your Tumblr account?"
"Nah, who would want to bother trying to hack into it? There's no credit card information or anything like that stored in it."
"Security through apathy. I like it!"
"Nah, who would want to bother trying to hack into it? There's no credit card information or anything like that stored in it."
"Security through apathy. I like it!"
by Tochterlieber August 7, 2014
Get the Security through apathymug.