Tochterlieber's definitions

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013

satiricritical

Using a mix of satire and straightforward criticism.

"I stumbled across this satiricritical article that starts with a point-by-point rebuttal of yesterday's State of the Union address and then compares Obamacare to sado-bestiality."
"LOL"

by Tochterlieber January 6, 2014

Floodlikes

When someone floods your notifications with likes of your photos, wall posts, etc.

Thanks for the floodlikes, honey!

by Tochterlieber December 30, 2014

busted face

An ugly face.

Guy 1: Jennifer says she's going on another diet.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.

by Tochterlieber November 6, 2013

enhancement smoker

A person who smokes cannabis or other smokable drugs primarily to enhance other experiences (rather than simply for the "high" itself). Such individuals are less likely to enjoy merely smoking and sitting around doing nothing. This phrase was popularized by Jon Stewart's character in "Half Baked."

Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on WEED?

by Tochterlieber June 26, 2008

facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"

by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017

noid

To become paranoid (usually temporarily, and often due to the influence of drugs such as cannabis or meth.)

After we smoked out in the parking lot, Kevin started noiding, thinking that someone might have seen us.

by Tochterlieber April 26, 2008