Tink's definitions

schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004

rudeniks

what you call the rudeboys who call the goths the goffniks

the rudeniks are out in force

by tink May 3, 2004

goobatron

A real bloody idiot who takes pride in failing and strangly some how enjoys coming last in every thing that he/she does!

hey u goobatron way to fuck up again!

by Tink September 8, 2003

muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

by Tink April 25, 2004

frontage

well, basically its the lunch on a young ladies chest which attracts to MOST kinds of the male spechie!

she sure has some heaving frontage that girl!

by Tink September 8, 2003

The Seven Rooms

In the story of Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser, she sails the Seven Rooms (not the seven seas) in search of Adventure, Danger, and Booty.

Litterbox Island is located in the tropical hemisphere of The seven Rooms

by Tink January 24, 2005

litterbox island

Island in the tropical hemisphere of The Seven Rooms. battleground for Tuber Von Itchenfleas and Snooker Von Arwenhoser.

Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas burries his treasure in the sands of Litterbox Island

by Tink January 24, 2005