Tink's definitions

schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004

litterbox island

Island in the tropical hemisphere of The Seven Rooms. battleground for Tuber Von Itchenfleas and Snooker Von Arwenhoser.

Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas burries his treasure in the sands of Litterbox Island

by Tink January 24, 2005

The Seven Rooms

In the story of Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser, she sails the Seven Rooms (not the seven seas) in search of Adventure, Danger, and Booty.

Litterbox Island is located in the tropical hemisphere of The seven Rooms

by Tink January 24, 2005

hard-core

used to diss an act/person/object considered cool by a certain sub-culture - considered rather pitiful by outsiders

those unemployed/uneducated rudeniks driving up and down outside the college trying to pick up high-school girls are so hardcore

by tink May 3, 2004

muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

by Tink April 25, 2004

playerette

A girl who really knows who to play with the boys.

A girl that can have whom ever she wants whenever she wants.

by Tink February 5, 2004

frontage

well, basically its the lunch on a young ladies chest which attracts to MOST kinds of the male spechie!

she sure has some heaving frontage that girl!

by Tink September 8, 2003