sow

seven legged porpoise-like cat that is commonly mistaken for cantalope.

Dont try to run through a randoms person front yard b/c if they should happen to catch you then they maight want you to stay for dinner and then try to force feed you cream corn from a srtainer meant to feed the sow in their back yard but dont tell their neighbor across the street b/c they think it's a cantalope and they call the irs on them.

by Timothy July 03, 2003

to eat is to excrete

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

by Timothy July 18, 2004

bowels of cereal

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.

Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.

by Timothy July 12, 2004

bonchasaurus

a bonch that has been so severely chaffed by a dry tongue that it has become a sticky hot blister which causes the owner of said bonch to groan like a dinosaur.

"we can't fuck tonight because I have a bonchasaurus again."

by Timothy July 14, 2004

scese

to fool or trick someone with ease

Dude, the pete rose wasn't reinstated to baseball. You've been scesed.

by Timothy August 21, 2003

penis fart

The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.

Hell no, what was that sound you did not just have a penis fart in my pussy. Did you?

by Timothy July 09, 2004

tamponator

A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.

If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.

by Timothy July 08, 2004