Timothy's definitions

Buck-Titty

1. A mammal in which mammary organs are disfigured to have breasts that stick straight out, seemingly defying gravity.
2. Manny Perry, stunt coordinator in the fight against movie piracy.

Only someone with buck-titties would make people who pay to go to the movies endure five-minute commercials warning them to start paying movies, especially when tickets are going over ten dollars apiece.

by Timothy February 24, 2004

scesing

the act of deceiving someone

Your in the Dan Cortese fan club.

Are you scesing me?

by Timothy August 21, 2003

damrit

n: someone who likes to plow through piles of raked leaves with a browned banana peel on their head.

Yo, Tim you are a real damrit you know that.

by Timothy July 3, 2003

suckle

the act of sucking something constantly without letting go.

I washed my butt good will you suckle on my skin tube.

by Timothy August 3, 2004

penis fart

The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.

Hell no, what was that sound you did not just have a penis fart in my pussy. Did you?

by Timothy July 9, 2004

puky teats

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats

girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...

by Timothy July 14, 2004

scese

to fool or trick someone with ease

Dude, the pete rose wasn't reinstated to baseball. You've been scesed.

by Timothy August 21, 2003