Timothy's definitions

Sweet Deal

a rather opportune situation. a deal that has been sweetened. a surgary delight

Bobby: I just got a new car!
Tommy: Sweet Deal!

by Timothy March 10, 2004

vaginal carrot cheese

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.

Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.

by Timothy August 3, 2004

shardi

friend (in black people language)

Hey, you there, your my shardi!

by Timothy December 2, 2003

sow

seven legged porpoise-like cat that is commonly mistaken for cantalope.

Dont try to run through a randoms person front yard b/c if they should happen to catch you then they maight want you to stay for dinner and then try to force feed you cream corn from a srtainer meant to feed the sow in their back yard but dont tell their neighbor across the street b/c they think it's a cantalope and they call the irs on them.

by Timothy July 3, 2003

to eat is to excrete

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

by Timothy July 18, 2004

Buck-Titty

1. A mammal in which mammary organs are disfigured to have breasts that stick straight out, seemingly defying gravity.
2. Manny Perry, stunt coordinator in the fight against movie piracy.

Only someone with buck-titties would make people who pay to go to the movies endure five-minute commercials warning them to start paying movies, especially when tickets are going over ten dollars apiece.

by Timothy February 24, 2004

defecation-station

Synonymous with "the shitter"-the place in which you defecate, poop, shit, dump, fecal, expel excrement. The only place it is acceptable under social norms for a human being to do this act.

I'll just have to be late to school. Go on ahead without me I've got to hit up the defecation station. My brown is crowning.

by Timothy July 9, 2004