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tamponator

A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.
If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.
by Timothy July 8, 2004
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shardi

Hey, you there, your my shardi!
by Timothy December 2, 2003
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scesing

the act of deceiving someone
Your in the Dan Cortese fan club.

Are you scesing me?
by Timothy August 21, 2003
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vaginal carrot cheese

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.
Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.
by Timothy August 3, 2004
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crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.
Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.
by Timothy July 23, 2004
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puky teats

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats
girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...
by Timothy July 14, 2004
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suckle

the act of sucking something constantly without letting go.
I washed my butt good will you suckle on my skin tube.
by Timothy August 3, 2004
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