Timothy's definitions

bonchasaurus

a bonch that has been so severely chaffed by a dry tongue that it has become a sticky hot blister which causes the owner of said bonch to groan like a dinosaur.

"we can't fuck tonight because I have a bonchasaurus again."

by Timothy July 14, 2004

Sweet Deal

a rather opportune situation. a deal that has been sweetened. a surgary delight

Bobby: I just got a new car!
Tommy: Sweet Deal!

by Timothy March 10, 2004

chicken shit

The most useless person ever, who won't do anything against what he/she is told. They are liked by nobody and they're gay.

My friend is a chicken shit, he won't even smoke weed with us.

by Timothy December 2, 2003

vaginal carrot cheese

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.

Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.

by Timothy August 3, 2004

shardi

friend (in black people language)

Hey, you there, your my shardi!

by Timothy December 2, 2003

crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

by Timothy July 23, 2004

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The simple way of saying this disease is ADHD. A disease which is mostly found in children. it makes the kid really hyper and can't pay any attention to anything. Ritalin is the usual prescription drug that they use to treat it.

Man Ben is freaking out again i think he needs to take his Ritalin.

by Timothy June 3, 2004