Timothy's definitions

crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

by Timothy July 23, 2004

puky teats

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats

girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...

by Timothy July 14, 2004

penis fart

The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.

Hell no, what was that sound you did not just have a penis fart in my pussy. Did you?

by Timothy July 9, 2004

chicken shit

The most useless person ever, who won't do anything against what he/she is told. They are liked by nobody and they're gay.

My friend is a chicken shit, he won't even smoke weed with us.

by Timothy December 2, 2003

suckle

the act of sucking something constantly without letting go.

I washed my butt good will you suckle on my skin tube.

by Timothy August 3, 2004

scese

to fool or trick someone with ease

Dude, the pete rose wasn't reinstated to baseball. You've been scesed.

by Timothy August 21, 2003

shardi

friend (in black people language)

Hey, you there, your my shardi!

by Timothy December 2, 2003