30 definitions by Timothy

jacuzzi floozie

Any woman who likes to take off her top while intoxicated in a Jacuzzi full of men and who passes out in the Jacuzzi shortly after.

I was such a jacuzzi floozie last night; why didn't you stop me from making a fool of myself.

by Timothy July 9, 2004

puky meat

when a man is being orally satisfied and the cock sucker chokes on his dick and then pukes on said dick.

guy 1: will you give me puky meat and then suck on my puky meat.
guy 2: you bet! you slut

by Timothy July 15, 2004

chicken shit

The most useless person ever, who won't do anything against what he/she is told. They are liked by nobody and they're gay.

My friend is a chicken shit, he won't even smoke weed with us.

by Timothy December 3, 2003

scesing

the act of deceiving someone

Your in the Dan Cortese fan club.

Are you scesing me?

by Timothy August 21, 2003

super-fiend

One who brings fiending to a new level. Prior to seeing this fiend you've never seen someone so fiendish. Thus, it is sort of like a title until you find the next super-fiend & there is always one lurking & fiending, be sure of that.

She just ate a block of cheddar cheese. She's a superfiend.

by Timothy August 21, 2003

penis fart

The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.

Hell no, what was that sound you did not just have a penis fart in my pussy. Did you?

by Timothy July 9, 2004

damrit

n: someone who likes to plow through piles of raked leaves with a browned banana peel on their head.

Yo, Tim you are a real damrit you know that.

by Timothy July 4, 2003