Timothy's definitions

scese

to fool or trick someone with ease

Dude, the pete rose wasn't reinstated to baseball. You've been scesed.

by Timothy August 21, 2003

penis fart

The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.

Hell no, what was that sound you did not just have a penis fart in my pussy. Did you?

by Timothy July 9, 2004

chicken shit

The most useless person ever, who won't do anything against what he/she is told. They are liked by nobody and they're gay.

My friend is a chicken shit, he won't even smoke weed with us.

by Timothy December 2, 2003

suckle

the act of sucking something constantly without letting go.

I washed my butt good will you suckle on my skin tube.

by Timothy August 3, 2004

scesing

the act of deceiving someone

Your in the Dan Cortese fan club.

Are you scesing me?

by Timothy August 21, 2003

sow

seven legged porpoise-like cat that is commonly mistaken for cantalope.

Dont try to run through a randoms person front yard b/c if they should happen to catch you then they maight want you to stay for dinner and then try to force feed you cream corn from a srtainer meant to feed the sow in their back yard but dont tell their neighbor across the street b/c they think it's a cantalope and they call the irs on them.

by Timothy July 3, 2003

bowels of cereal

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.

Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.

by Timothy July 12, 2004