Buck-Titty

1. A mammal in which mammary organs are disfigured to have breasts that stick straight out, seemingly defying gravity.
2. Manny Perry, stunt coordinator in the fight against movie piracy.

Only someone with buck-titties would make people who pay to go to the movies endure five-minute commercials warning them to start paying movies, especially when tickets are going over ten dollars apiece.

by Timothy February 25, 2004

cluck

1. A filler word used when you're either too lazy or don't care enough to respond to someone with a sentence.

2. A replacement word for "hello" or "hows it going."

3. When used inquisitively (e.g. with a question mark after it) is a replacement for something baffling.
4. A replacement for the word fuck

1. Person 1: Did you clean your room?
Person 2: Cluck!
Person 1: Why didn't you?
Person 2: Cluck you!
Person 1: Do you even get what I'm saying?
Person 2: Cluck?

by Timothy July 09, 2004

puky teats

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats

girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...

by Timothy July 15, 2004

bowels of cereal

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.

Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.

by Timothy July 12, 2004

penis fart

The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.

Hell no, what was that sound you did not just have a penis fart in my pussy. Did you?

by Timothy July 09, 2004

shardi

friend (in black people language)

Hey, you there, your my shardi!

by Timothy December 03, 2003

fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.

by Timothy July 18, 2004