Timothy's definitions

puky teats

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats

girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...

by Timothy July 14, 2004

puky meat

when a man is being orally satisfied and the cock sucker chokes on his dick and then pukes on said dick.

guy 1: will you give me puky meat and then suck on my puky meat.
guy 2: you bet! you slut

by Timothy July 14, 2004

bonchasaurus

a bonch that has been so severely chaffed by a dry tongue that it has become a sticky hot blister which causes the owner of said bonch to groan like a dinosaur.

"we can't fuck tonight because I have a bonchasaurus again."

by Timothy July 14, 2004

The Mammary Man

A mythical man, cousin of The Sand Man, who has a reputation of sneaking into your bedroom while you sleep and slipping severed mammary glands and warm guts(mostly mammary glands) under your pillow. He jacks off onto your pillow by you mouth before he leaves.

Do you know the Mammary Man...Mammary Man...Mammary Man?

by Timothy July 14, 2004

fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.

by Timothy July 18, 2004

to eat is to excrete

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

by Timothy July 18, 2004

crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

by Timothy July 23, 2004