4 definitions by Timberton

OMG

Stands for Old Man Game, a realization that sweeps over men as they age in their 30's that they are no longer the young guns they once were. Indicated by taking an interest in things once thought uninteresting including PBS, current world affairs, walking laps at the mall in Velcro shoes, telling younger neighbors about the pitfalls of irresponsibility, identifying music from younger years as the greatest ever, being called weird by your children if you have some, being in bed before 9pm on a work night, not knowing who most of the musical guest are on award shows, and a general un-kewlness that is not easily covered by the word kewl. Used in everyday conversation as #OMG as a way to replace the standard understood meaning OMG because that's what being old is about. Using a hashtag to retain slight kewlness with the kids.

Hey friend, want to get together later and play some backgammon? #OMG

My kids asked if I'd sit on the other side of the playground cause my outfit was weird. ##OMG

by Timberton August 12, 2016

Dothing

Pronounced doth-ing, it describes the act of attempting to convince others of a thought or feeling you have that actually, correctly or incorrectly, makes them think the exact opposite is true because you are incessently carrying on and on like an idiot. Taken from the the quotation "The lady doth protest too much, me thinks" from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet.

Her: Do you like my dress?
Me: Do I like it? No, I LOVE it! I love the color! I love the form! That's the best looking dress I've ever seen! Damn, that dress is awesome!

Her: You're dothing again, I can tell. So you hate it?

proclaim expression deceive

by Timberton October 6, 2015

Pangry

That annoyed feeling when you haven't been laid in awhile.

Her: What's your deal today anyway?
Him: I haven't gotten any pussy lately, I'm Pangry.

by Timberton August 23, 2015

Quick Krap

A quick bowel movement often shortened by just saying "QK".

I'll be home soon, just need to get in this QK.

What's that?

You don't know what a quick krap is?
Nope.

Huh.

by Timberton August 17, 2016