5 definitions by Tiggerback

Kicktwat

Another name for football (or soccer if you're from a country that doesn't call football football for some bizarre reason).

So called because play consists of getting 'about twenty undeserving thick millionaires, and make them run around and chasing inflated leather into nets and ruining a lawn'.

I say Fredrick, do you fancy a game of Kicktwat down upon the common? You do? Spiffing!

by Tiggerback June 15, 2010

That's Not Kosher

A phrase, interchangeable with 'that's pork', normally used in reaction to unpleasant conversation.

#1: Man, I just took the most epic shite of my life, it proper stunk up the place.

#2: Jesus dude, that's not kosher.

by Tiggerback June 15, 2010

sho'shongi

Money; normally a large amount. A glamorous way of saying 'big money'. Pioneered by the boss of a nightclub in Portsmouth, UK.

"We made a good bit of sho'shongi tonight, didn't we?"

"show me the sho'shongi!"

by Tiggerback May 13, 2010

Neurotoxin

A substance used to flood Enrichment Centers. Usually deadly.

Good news. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a Morality Core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the Neurotoxin Emitters.

by Tiggerback June 20, 2010

Fruitality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!

by Tiggerback May 22, 2010