6 definitions by Thunderchin
1.) A mechanical device used on older gasoline engines to control ignition timing. The rotation of the engine, usually from a gear on the camshaft, spins a rotor. On the distributor's cap are points; as the rotor spins, it makes electrical contact with the points in sequence (the firing order). This sends power from the ignition coil to the spark plug, firing the air/fuel charge inside the cylinder on the power stroke.
2.) A person or group that distributes something. The connotation is usually something illegal such as marijuana; however, several legit grocery chains utilize massive networks of distributors. A distributor may or may not actually sell the product, their job is mainly to transport the goods to the point of sale.
2.) A person or group that distributes something. The connotation is usually something illegal such as marijuana; however, several legit grocery chains utilize massive networks of distributors. A distributor may or may not actually sell the product, their job is mainly to transport the goods to the point of sale.
Dom's already got an MSD coil, low-resistance wires, and plugs in it; today, he puts in a new distributor.
I wanna get high, but the distributor got caught.
I wanna get high, but the distributor got caught.
by Thunderchin October 29, 2014
A type of automotive differential, that allows the driven wheels to spin at different speeds. However, unlike an open differential, an LSD has a mechanism to prevent the driven wheels from spinning too fast in relation to one another. This prevents a slipping wheel from robbing the power from the wheel with traction.
These properties lend themselves well for track driving, off-roading, inclement weather, drifting, and burnouts.
These properties lend themselves well for track driving, off-roading, inclement weather, drifting, and burnouts.
Awesome cars such as the R-34 Skyline and the Chevrolet Corvette can be found with a limited slip differential.
Different types of Limited Slip Differential include viscous, clutch-type, helical, and Torsen (torque-sensing).
Different types of Limited Slip Differential include viscous, clutch-type, helical, and Torsen (torque-sensing).
by Thunderchin October 15, 2014
A parody of something, usually popular at the time of the porno parody's release, with fucking. Usually manages to be simultaneously unfunny, horribly produced, and horrifying. On the plus side, some of The Cinema Snob's funnier episodes focus on porno parodies.
Beavis and Butthead got a porno parody, "Beaver and Buttface".
"What's it gonna be, 90 minutes of chuckling and cornholing with a lighter fetish?" -The Cinema Snob commenting on the above
"What's it gonna be, 90 minutes of chuckling and cornholing with a lighter fetish?" -The Cinema Snob commenting on the above
by Thunderchin October 16, 2014
George R. R. Martin, author of A Song of Ice and Fire, is commonly referred to in shorthand as GRRM.
by Thunderchin October 13, 2014
To be repeatedly struck in the balls with a heavy object, especially as a means of torture. Named for the movie Casino Royale in which Le Chiffre tries this method on 007.
See also: Dutch Scratching, Daniel Craiging.
See also: Dutch Scratching, Daniel Craiging.
Bond laughed as Le Chiffre Casino-Royaled him one last time. "AH! AH! Yes, yes, YES!" Bond's voice faded from an agonized yelp into tears of laughter. "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"
by Thunderchin January 2, 2016
by Thunderchin October 15, 2014