7 definitions by Thouston299
Habla Ebonics? street name talking black black soeak ebinics vernacular blenglish
The moment when one realizes it’s time to break it down, drop the BS and just tell it like it is. Preface by asking “habla ebonics?” (Meaning do you understand the words that are about to come outta my mouth...?”
Example:
Plain English:
Her perspective is juxtaposed.
Habla Ebonics:
She got $#!+ twisted!
The moment when one realizes it’s time to break it down, drop the BS and just tell it like it is. Preface by asking “habla ebonics?” (Meaning do you understand the words that are about to come outta my mouth...?”
Example:
Plain English:
Her perspective is juxtaposed.
Habla Ebonics:
She got $#!+ twisted!
Example: girlfriends at a day spa, one girlfriend is delusional and only one friend in the group tells it like it is and one friend is politically correct. Jane describes Molly’s delusion as”
“Her perspective is juxtaposed.” Sasha, the sole black friend wants to check the temperature of the room before being frank and honest before rendering her opinion, so she asks, “Habla Ebonics?” Jane replies, “Girl, si,si! So Sasha’s agrees and mirrors Jane’s opinion, but speaks in Ebonics by replying, “Girl, Molly got $#!+ twisted.”
“Her perspective is juxtaposed.” Sasha, the sole black friend wants to check the temperature of the room before being frank and honest before rendering her opinion, so she asks, “Habla Ebonics?” Jane replies, “Girl, si,si! So Sasha’s agrees and mirrors Jane’s opinion, but speaks in Ebonics by replying, “Girl, Molly got $#!+ twisted.”
by Thouston299 December 30, 2019
by Thouston299 October 27, 2013
Someone who is obsessively jealous, envious and full of jealous hatred of another. The master of hater nation or jealousy.
EX:I am so glad that you weren't chosen for that TV show because I think you should keep your life the same."
The person who said this was jealous, gloating and projecting her own fear of success and insecurity onto me in the guise of concern. This person is a Darth Hater.
The person who said this was jealous, gloating and projecting her own fear of success and insecurity onto me in the guise of concern. This person is a Darth Hater.
by Thouston299 September 14, 2008
When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.
Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
by Thouston299 May 28, 2011
by Thouston299 September 14, 2008
A blood relative aka Sister or a close friend or sorority-mate who is a woman who acts as if she likes you until someone else comes around--then she becomes competitive and starts to "Diss" you. Pulling out all of your secrets and hating on you; criticizing everything you say and trying to make you look bad and herself good in front of company.
Ex: Hi, my name is Joanne and this is my sister, Terianne who has a prettier smile than me because she wears a retainer at night for her TMJ."
Joanne just dissed her sister Terianne; Joanne is a "Disster."
Hi, my name is Terianne, and this is my baby 'Disster', Joanne."
Joanne just dissed her sister Terianne; Joanne is a "Disster."
Hi, my name is Terianne, and this is my baby 'Disster', Joanne."
by Thouston299 September 27, 2010
A girl or woman who appears to have her shit together on the outside--educated, average/or pretty, fit, church-going, volunteers, staple of girlfriends. But on the inside, she dates married men, flirts with her girlfriends' men, and is often looking for a sugar-daddy to use...Heidi (exterior) Ho (self-explanatory).
I just booted my girlfriend (insert name here) from my life because I realized that she was a Heide Ho.
by Thouston299 September 5, 2010