When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.
Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
Get the Jesus Bonermug. A lethal disease that develops from eating too much ass. The inside of the lungs becomes coated in a brown, shit like substance. There is no known cure.
Poor Andre. After years of eating his wife's ass, the brown lung finally caught up to him. His funeral is Saturday.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 08, 2015
Get the Brown Lungmug. A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.
My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
Get the Housecat Roommatemug. Bills Bonerang is so impressive that he fucked that Asian chick Sally's sideways pussy in the most normal way possible.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 06, 2015
Get the Bonerangmug. A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 08, 2015
Get the Granny Gum Jobsmug. Q: Did you see that bomb that went off?
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 13, 2015
Get the Allahu Cockbarmug. Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 12, 2015
Get the Shartworkmug.