Definitions by Thefuckersattheendofthetable

Coner

Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.

I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.

Coner by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Housecat Roommate 

A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.

My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?

Housecat Roommate by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Jesus Boner

When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.

Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.

Jesus Boner by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Yodelgasm

A blistering orgasm which results in an extreme yodel.

I had the most intense Yodelgasm the other day. The neighbor called and thought I was being brutally murdered.

Yodelgasm by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Allahu Cockbar 

When an orgasm is so goddamn incredible, the first instinct is to commit a suicide bombing.

Q: Did you see that bomb that went off?
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.

Allahu Cockbar by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 13, 2015

Shartwork 

When you release your bowels on the wall and make a beautiful work of art out of it.

Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.

Shartwork by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 12, 2015

Litmus Pussy

When you are unsure whether or not you have an STD, so you fuck a chick and tell her 6 months later that she should get checked out because you may have an STD. You then use her test to see if you have an STD.

Debby was the best litmus pussy ever. She got checked out the day I called her.

Litmus Pussy by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015