21 definitions by Thefuckersattheendofthetable
Bills Bonerang is so impressive that he fucked that Asian chick Sally's sideways pussy in the most normal way possible.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
When you are unsure whether or not you have an STD, so you fuck a chick and tell her 6 months later that she should get checked out because you may have an STD. You then use her test to see if you have an STD.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 7, 2015
Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.
I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.
Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 7, 2015
The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
Similar to narcolepsy, Sexilepcy is when you get caught having sex, and the immediate reaction once you're caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what's happening around you.
Roger was balls deep in my asshole when my dad walked in. I've never seen someone's Sexilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. He just passed out on my back, with his dick still in my ass. What a tool.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
I had the most intense Yodelgasm the other day. The neighbor called and thought I was being brutally murdered.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016