Thefuckersattheendofthetable's definitions
A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.
Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015
Get the Penis Flytrapmug. Q: Did you see that bomb that went off?
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 13, 2015
Get the Allahu Cockbarmug. Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.
I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
Get the Conermug. The crustacean which lives and breeds within the cavernous regions of a Russian woman's vagina. Scientifically named Sibernus Cavernous Trolololololus
I was going down on Olga when all of the sudden her Siberian Cave Troll grabbed my tongue and drug me in neck deep into her pussy.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
Get the Siberian Cave Trollmug. When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
Get the Handlebar Muffstachemug. Similar to narcolepsy, Sexilepcy is when you get caught having sex, and the immediate reaction once you're caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what's happening around you.
Roger was balls deep in my asshole when my dad walked in. I've never seen someone's Sexilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. He just passed out on my back, with his dick still in my ass. What a tool.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
Get the Sexilepcymug. A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.
Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 7, 2015
Get the Yak Pussymug.