Thefuckersattheendofthetable's definitions

Allahu Cockbar

When an orgasm is so goddamn incredible, the first instinct is to commit a suicide bombing.

Q: Did you see that bomb that went off?
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 13, 2015

Shartwork

When you release your bowels on the wall and make a beautiful work of art out of it.

Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 12, 2015

Granny Gum Jobs

A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.

The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Yak Pussy

A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.

Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 7, 2015

Dick Nozzle

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.

Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Coner

Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.

I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Siberian Cave Troll

The crustacean which lives and breeds within the cavernous regions of a Russian woman's vagina. Scientifically named Sibernus Cavernous Trolololololus

I was going down on Olga when all of the sudden her Siberian Cave Troll grabbed my tongue and drug me in neck deep into her pussy.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015