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Q: Did you see that bomb that went off?
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 13, 2015
Get the Allahu Cockbar mug.Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
Get the Train Brain mug.When you are fucking in saltwater and your penis get locked in her pussy for an extended period of time. As you struggle to get your penis loose, oftentimes a gang of Dolphins show up and rape both you and your partner.
Melanie and I had a crazy Saltwater Snuggle the other day, where my dick got so stuck that 3 dolphins had enough time finish off in my ass.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
Get the Saltwater Snuggle mug.A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.
Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015
Get the Penis Flytrap mug.A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.
Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 7, 2015
Get the Yak Pussy mug.Similar to narcolepsy, Sexilepcy is when you get caught having sex, and the immediate reaction once you're caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what's happening around you.
Roger was balls deep in my asshole when my dad walked in. I've never seen someone's Sexilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. He just passed out on my back, with his dick still in my ass. What a tool.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
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I was going down on Olga when all of the sudden her Siberian Cave Troll grabbed my tongue and drug me in neck deep into her pussy.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
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