Thefuckersattheendofthetable's definitions

Allahu Cockbar

When an orgasm is so goddamn incredible, the first instinct is to commit a suicide bombing.

Q: Did you see that bomb that went off?
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 13, 2015

Bonerang

The natural bend of a penis which resembles a boomerang.

Bills Bonerang is so impressive that he fucked that Asian chick Sally's sideways pussy in the most normal way possible.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Handlebar Muffstache

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

Yak Pussy

A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.

Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 7, 2015

Train Brain

Similar to road head, train brain is getting a blowjob on an extremely crowded train.

Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Dick Nozzle

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.

Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Coner

Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.

I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016