^______________^

An emoticon that is used by:

1. delusional 15-year-old Inuyasha fangirls

2. 40-year-old Wapanese men who want to be TEH JAPANEEZES

3. Crazy anime fanbrats, or

4. Morons

to denote amusement, happiness, or friendliness.

OMG ur neko ears are sooooo teh KAWAIII DESUUU ^______________^

I R CLOUD I SUMMON CHIKENZ ^______________^

I LUV SESHUMARo0 THO I CAN'T SPEEL HIS NAEM RITE!!!1 ^______________^

by Theaphelia August 13, 2006

Artificial Womb

Yet another thing that humans will create to overpopulate our dying planet.

Once we perfect the artificial womb, we can have babies and never worry about population-controlling, weak baby eliminating factors such as disease and birth defects! Isn't medical science great?

by Theaphelia October 06, 2004

penis

A phallus. Are typically around 6-7 inches long.

Penises: they're fun to suck!

by Theaphelia November 19, 2004

Blackmore's Night

A kickass band that plays Medieval music. They do mostly Celtic and Germanic-style Medieval music, but have also done Japanese, French, and some of their tunes have a Middle-Eastern flare.

Guitarist & Composer: Ritchie Blackmore
Lead Singer & Songwriter: Candice Night
Backing Vocals: Nancy and Madeline, "Sisters of the Moon"
Producer: Pat Regan & Romper (That's his cat...)
Violin: Lord Marnen of Wolfhurst
Bass: Sir Robert of Normandie
Percussion: Mike Sorrentino

Everything else is played by Ritchie and Candice. They have four albums out currently, all of them are spectacular. Their music is well-written and very detailed (You have to hear it to know what I mean) and their lyrics are the most poetic I've ever heard in songs.

"I fear not in the Ivory Tower, imprisonment you'll find...
It lies within your heart, your soul, your spirit and your mind..."

--Ivory Tower

"Through the darkened fields entranced, music made her poor heart dance,
Thinking of a lost romance, long a-go..."

--Shadow of the Moon

"Danger hidden in his eyes, we should have seen it from far away,
Wearing such a thin disguise in the light of day.
He held the answer to our prayers, yet it was too good to be...
Proof before our very eyes, yet we could not see..."

--Play Minstrel Play

by Theaphelia March 10, 2004

creed

A true band, not like other bands who are all made of people who can't play instruments. Their vocalist is awesome and hot, their guitarist and their drummer kick ass, and their songs are beautiful. They don't sing about God, really, and the guitarist doesn't believe in organized religion, anyway.

They sing songs about happiness and inspiration, and recovering from hopelessness, even though most of the melodies are very dark-sounding.

by Theaphelia September 14, 2003

Rose

A flower that comes in a lot more colors than just yellow or red. They also come in pink, violet, black, white, cream, maroon, orange, red shades, and multicolors, which are usually a mix of white and some other color. They also have miniature roses, which come in the same colors, only they are about a quarter of the size of actual roses. Some roses grow on bushes, some grow on vines. Others grow on 4-foot tall trees. There are single bloom roses, which have less petals than the more widely known double-bloom roses. Roses are often given to people you care about.

They smell pretty too.

by Theaphelia June 29, 2003

Diversity

Diversity is okay in small amounts. Cultures should keep to their place of origin, and not be forced onto other people when an immigrant comes to town.

If I want to put up easter decorations, I will, and none of this politically correct "celebrate diversity" bullshit is gonna stop me.

by Theaphelia June 28, 2003