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Misplaced tranquility

A condition of the mind in which no matter how deadly, dangerous, or leathal the situation the person reacts with a passive "meh". The person could be dropping 50 stories and still there would be no reaction besides. "Oh no not again"
A good example and regular person seen with misplaced tranquility is the looney toon character wile e coyote
by Theamazinggeek December 30, 2018
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Racoon

* A type of woman similar to a Cougar. the difference between the two is the cougar will pick out the best. the Racoon will seek her male from the pile the cougar rejected.
Dude A: thats a cougar, see how aggressive she is.
Dude A: and that in the corner is the racoon waiting in to get her share after wards
Dude B: and whats that over there ?
Dude A: something completely different. A jackal
by Theamazinggeek February 1, 2015
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Ladies of the pit

(Reference to Bram Stoker "Dracula") Vampire women whose sole job was to Drain men of there Strength to keep them imprisoned by siphoning both blood and semen using blood sucking (to a brink of death) and sexual intercourse
The ladies of the pit surrounded the hero with eyes red as blood and prepared to attack
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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deflect blame

A form of shifting blame by taking part of the blame and then shifting the main part of the blame ro another even though your completly at fault.

Example : a teen is caught with booze, takes part of the blame and then shifts the main part of ot to his friends.
Hey fred why do you always deflect blame to me ?
by Theamazinggeek June 18, 2018
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Cheek to cheek

A term for a type of slow dance that that was popular during the 1940s and 1950s. Made famous by Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

This dance is simple in itself. What makes it special is as you dance ever slowly your and the other persons facial cheeks never leave another.

Usually the music accompanying is old jazz or vocal jazz
"And for hawkeye cheek to cheek"
Amd the ladies of the camp giggled excessively at the thought of being that close to the daring surgeon
by Theamazinggeek January 14, 2018
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Active cougar den

Used in conjunction with "walked into " basically its a room full of cougars in mid party. the worst of any kind involves both a open bar and a sex toy sales woman. many passing male interns have never returned upon going near such places
there were screeches , and horrifying sounds coming from the door. a young mail man and young sales man lay on the ground there clothes in tathers. the two young intern lawyers snuck a peek into near window. suddenly a cougar gave them a look. the boys realized they have to enter this active cougar den to hand mrs daley her divorce papers
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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Cougar lure

A naive, and i mean unknowing naive (a guy whose never heard of cugars) young male between the age of 18 and 22 (Yes a potential cub) used as sacrifical lamb. This guy is :
*thrown on or off a dance floor or a isolated spot of the floor,
* thrown in a corner table of a singles bar,
*Thrown to a pack of cougars

To lure cougars away
Or
To lure cougars to you
The guys threw there cougar lure to the back of the dance floor and every cougar danced over to meet him, leaving the cute coeds for the rest.
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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