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Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.
When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.
by The_Morganator August 10, 2009
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To have a poo.
When you're walking down the street and all of a sudden you need a poo and you have to leg it to the nearest toilet before you pop out a sausage
by The_Morganator August 10, 2009
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