TheWickedBitchIsDead's definitions

Coors

An American beer only drunk in the UK by nonces.

Look at that old man alone in the pub with a pint of Coors. He deffo touches kids.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead April 3, 2023

High Storrs shitter

The guy who shat in front of the toilets in High Storrs School. Thanks to him you can't go to the toilet in lesson without supervision.

Are you the High Storrs shitter? Fuck you.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 17, 2022

Darnall

A pretty nasty eastern suburb of Sheffield located just off the parkway. Known for its "unique" celebrations on Bonfire Night which involves lobbing fireworks at anything and everything including any vehicle that moves.

On bonfire night Darnall can be seen from far and wide due to the orangey glow that comes out of it

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 15, 2022

Claire

A Claire is a type of middle-class British woman typically aged between 30 and 50. They are particularly found in South-West London, Surrey, Berkshire, Oxfordshire and West Sheffield. They are very socially liberal and nearly always are Lib Dem voters (although there are some that vote Labour and Conservative). They inhabit the top-tier jobs in society (Headmistresses, Managers etc.). They typically have snobbish attitudes and are very shielding of their children from the outside world (e.g. keeping full track of where they are at all times and setting often extreme screen time limits on their kids). They can often be spotted by their haircut, known as the Claire cut, which is a Symetrical bob cut without a fringe that comes down to shoulder length. In conversation, especially when talking to children, they will speak very patronisingly and passive-aggressively. They are also often quite entitled.

In other words, they are a socially liberal British Karen.

I went to Twickenham last week. It was absolutely overrun with Claires!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 9, 2021

Page Hall

Signature shithole suburb of Sheffield that is rejected by the rest of the city. It comprises of several rows of run-down terraced houses, many home to more than 6 people. It has been ruined by Roma people who invaded the area en masse in the early 2010s and have driven out many of the normal residents. Page Hall must be the UK capital of mass brawls because of the amount that occur there.

Can't afford to pay to watch boxing so I think I'll just go to Page Hall

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 28, 2022

Crystal Peaks

Basically a BTEC Meadowhall full of pound shops.

You popping into town or Crystal Peaks.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead October 4, 2021

Footasylum

Carbon copy of JD Sports

Can't remember if I'm in JD or Footasylum

by TheWickedBitchIsDead January 11, 2022