TheWickedBitchIsDead's definitions

High Storrs shitter

The guy who shat in front of the toilets in High Storrs School. Thanks to him you can't go to the toilet in lesson without supervision.

Are you the High Storrs shitter? Fuck you.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 17, 2022

Coors

An American beer only drunk in the UK by nonces.

Look at that old man alone in the pub with a pint of Coors. He deffo touches kids.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead April 3, 2023

pop-up game show

A game show that "pops-up". They are often made as a cheap way to make money. Typical traits include: winning fuck all in prizes (typically £10,000 or under), going home with nothing if you lose and no competition (one contestant/team per programme). They tend to get cancelled very quickly. An example of a pop-up game show is BBC's The Wall.

Did you watch Gordon Ramsay's latest pop-up game show? It was rubbish!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 29, 2021

Meadowhell

A place nobody likes but everyone uses because Sheffield City Centre doesn't have shit for shops. On Saturdays, Meadowhell is rammed to the brim with Sheffield and Rotherham's finest including chavs, wannabe roadmen with their Argos chains and teen mums all headed for Meadowhell's signature shop - Primark!

Fucks sake its raining gonna have to go to Meadowhell

by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 14, 2022

Claire

A Claire is a type of middle-class British woman typically aged between 30 and 50. They are particularly found in South-West London, Surrey, Berkshire, Oxfordshire and West Sheffield. They are very socially liberal and nearly always are Lib Dem voters (although there are some that vote Labour and Conservative). They inhabit the top-tier jobs in society (Headmistresses, Managers etc.). They typically have snobbish attitudes and are very shielding of their children from the outside world (e.g. keeping full track of where they are at all times and setting often extreme screen time limits on their kids). They can often be spotted by their haircut, known as the Claire cut, which is a Symetrical bob cut without a fringe that comes down to shoulder length. In conversation, especially when talking to children, they will speak very patronisingly and passive-aggressively. They are also often quite entitled.

In other words, they are a socially liberal British Karen.

I went to Twickenham last week. It was absolutely overrun with Claires!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 9, 2021

Crystal Peaks

Basically a BTEC Meadowhall full of pound shops.

You popping into town or Crystal Peaks.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead October 4, 2021

Footasylum

Carbon copy of JD Sports

Can't remember if I'm in JD or Footasylum

by TheWickedBitchIsDead January 11, 2022