Claire

A Claire is a type of middle-class British woman typically aged between 30 and 50. They are particularly found in South-West London, Surrey, Berkshire, Oxfordshire and West Sheffield. They are very socially liberal and nearly always are Lib Dem voters (although there are some that vote Labour and Conservative). They inhabit the top-tier jobs in society (Headmistresses, Managers etc.). They typically have snobbish attitudes and are very shielding of their children from the outside world (e.g. keeping full track of where they are at all times and setting often extreme screen time limits on their kids). They can often be spotted by their haircut, known as the Claire cut, which is a Symetrical bob cut without a fringe that comes down to shoulder length. In conversation, especially when talking to children, they will speak very patronisingly and passive-aggressively. They are also often quite entitled.

In other words, they are a socially liberal British Karen.
I went to Twickenham last week. It was absolutely overrun with Claires!
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Northern Independence Party

An unregistered pop-up political party who spend their days ranting on Twitter about how the Tories and Keir Starmer have ruined their beloved "Northumbria", so much that they have had to move to Brighton. They are one of the biggest examples of a Twitter bubble, as they seemed to think they could win the Hartlepool by-election but ended up coming 8th with 250 votes (or 0.8% of the vote). They then proceeded to have a rant at the Yorkshire Party who received 9.7% of the vote in the West Yorkshire mayoral election. They also still cry about Corbyn losing in 2019.
Anyone heard of the Northern Independence Party?
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pop-up political party

A political party that "pops-up" one day claiming to be revolutionary. When it comes to actual elections, the party often fails miserably and disbands quickly after. The Brexit Party, Change UK, Alba Party and ATWA are all examples.
Are you voting SNP or for Alex Salmond's pop-up political party?
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Crystal Peaks

Basically a BTEC Meadowhall full of pound shops.
You popping into town or Crystal Peaks.
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Castle Square

Has all you ever need in life - Sports Direct, Poundland, Wetherspoons and "Glory hole golf". Use to have Primark and Bonmarche but they left because they were too upmarket for Castle Square.
I do me shoppin at Castle Square. Its got reyt good shops!
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High Storrs shitter

The guy who shat in front of the toilets in High Storrs School. Thanks to him you can't go to the toilet in lesson without supervision.
Are you the High Storrs shitter? Fuck you.
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Men at Work

An absolutely sick 80s Aussie band. They are mainly known for the song "Down Under" which Luude remixed recently (both are bangers). There music videos are also amazing for the time, especially "Down Under" and "Dr Heckyll and Mr Jive".
Men at Work are a sick band.
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