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Claire

A Claire is a type of middle-class British woman typically aged between 30 and 50. They are particularly found in South-West London, Surrey, Berkshire, Oxfordshire and West Sheffield. They are very socially liberal and nearly always are Lib Dem voters (although there are some that vote Labour and Conservative). They inhabit the top-tier jobs in society (Headmistresses, Managers etc.). They typically have snobbish attitudes and are very shielding of their children from the outside world (e.g. keeping full track of where they are at all times and setting often extreme screen time limits on their kids). They can often be spotted by their haircut, known as the Claire cut, which is a Symetrical bob cut without a fringe that comes down to shoulder length. In conversation, especially when talking to children, they will speak very patronisingly and passive-aggressively. They are also often quite entitled.

In other words, they are a socially liberal British Karen.

I went to Twickenham last week. It was absolutely overrun with Claires!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 9, 2021

Crystal Peaks

Basically a BTEC Meadowhall full of pound shops.

You popping into town or Crystal Peaks.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead October 4, 2021

Footasylum

Carbon copy of JD Sports

Can't remember if I'm in JD or Footasylum

by TheWickedBitchIsDead January 11, 2022

Moorfoot Building

aka "Aztek Temple" or "Dalek City", the Moorfoot Building is a massive ugly office building at the dodgy end of The Moor. The derelict fountain out front is a frequent meeting spot for smackheads.

Do you see that ugly Aztek Temple of a building? Thats the Moorfoot building.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead March 30, 2022

Maltby

A small town inbetween Rotherham and Tickhill. It is an absolute shithole full of chavs and druggies and has nothing of value.

Saw about 10 crackheads in a corner driving through Maltby the other day.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 26, 2021

pop-up political party

A political party that "pops-up" one day claiming to be revolutionary. When it comes to actual elections, the party often fails miserably and disbands quickly after. The Brexit Party, Change UK, Alba Party and ATWA are all examples.

Are you voting SNP or for Alex Salmond's pop-up political party?

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 31, 2021

Darnall

A pretty nasty eastern suburb of Sheffield located just off the parkway. Known for its "unique" celebrations on Bonfire Night which involves lobbing fireworks at anything and everything including any vehicle that moves.

On bonfire night Darnall can be seen from far and wide due to the orangey glow that comes out of it

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 15, 2022