3 definitions by TheThroat

because jesus

Used (usually sarcastically) to "explain" why homosexuality/LGBT/abortion/marijuana/brown people/citizens of countries other than the US/what have you is "bad".

Imaginary interviewer to Pat Robertson: "Why are you so opposed to the rapidly expanding normalization of non-traditional sex roles?"
Robertson: "Because Jesus."

by TheThroat October 4, 2017

Dekreugerize

To restore the pre-trauma appearance of skin that has been terribly burned, so that you no longer look like Freddy Kreuger.

"Going to see a plastic surgeon for a consultation on laser scare treatment to dekreugerize my arms"

by TheThroat December 2, 2016

Arlington

verb, intr: said of a street that changes names or suddenly ends leaving you lost or stranded. Based on the large number of streets in Arlington Virginia that have these characteristics.

I was driving up Georgia Avenue and suddenly it arlingtoned into 7th St!! Where the hell am I now?

by TheThroat April 22, 2011