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This is the global capital for UF rejects, it is home to the most down syndrome male students, along side smashable, 10/10 females. 99% of its graduates end up working at Petco and/or Chick-Fil A for the entirety of their lives. Also home to the Seminoles, and world-renowned rapist, Jameis Winston.
Johnny is a retard that is failing every subject, therefore, Johnny will attend THE Florida State University and cry himself to sleep everyday.
by ThePenetratorAKANicoleGavarrhe February 2, 2016
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