3 definitions by TheMustardMan47

help, i've been kidnapped

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.

Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.

by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019

🥝

When youre so fucking bored you look up an actual fucking kiwi

Dont get it confused with the bird, and especially dont shoot any. It does look good on your rap sheet. I shot a 🥝!

by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019

jiffy muh boi

What your foreign aunt says when your name is jeffy, and you are also male.

Jiffy muh boi! Its been so long since ive seen you last!

by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019