3 definitions by TheManTheHero
Fluffy Jungle - descriptive used to describe an unkempt lady garden. Those with a fluffy jungle usually have hygiene issues and can normally be smelt from some distance without the removal of underwear. Often a symptom of venereal disease (VD).
"What's that smell Sharon?"
"It's my foo foo, sorry. I've not had the time to tend the garden and it's like a fluffy jungle down there..."
"It's my foo foo, sorry. I've not had the time to tend the garden and it's like a fluffy jungle down there..."
by TheManTheHero March 12, 2016
A skallagrigg is a derogatory term used to describe someone with ginger hair, usually insinuating that they are disabled or retarded in some way.
The name Skallagrigg itself is from a 1987 novel by William Horwood of the same name, which was turned into a BBC series in the early 1990’s in which a red headed child with cerebral palsy is depicted.
The name Skallagrigg itself is from a 1987 novel by William Horwood of the same name, which was turned into a BBC series in the early 1990’s in which a red headed child with cerebral palsy is depicted.
Dave: “Godfrey is a proper fucking skallagrigg...”
Mike: “A what?”
Dave: “A ginger spastic you fucking melt!”
Mike: “Ha, oh yeah. Good one Dave. Ginger cunting skallagrigg...”
Mike: “A what?”
Dave: “A ginger spastic you fucking melt!”
Mike: “Ha, oh yeah. Good one Dave. Ginger cunting skallagrigg...”
by TheManTheHero June 1, 2018
Simmons is a dude that enjoys fucking shit up. Usually seen in company with Conran fighting off fanny in the town.
Harriet: "Who is Simmons out with tonight?"
Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."
Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."
by TheManTheHero July 27, 2014