Definitions by TheLastPunslinger
Stupopaneurocitis
The phenomenon in which the stupidity of something one is exposed to makes some of one's brain cells explode.
Hearing John say that women never have relationship problems triggered stupopaneurocitis in Jane, whose ears bled for the next several hours.
Stupopaneurocitis by TheLastPunslinger January 3, 2006
escalator music
Joe had nothing but escalator music on his iPod, but said that Janice was worse because she had Eiffel 65.
escalator music by TheLastPunslinger October 23, 2005
active dyslexia
A form of active listening in which one repeats something that has just been said to them, but transposing words or letters to give a new meaning to the message. Its main purpose is usually to annoy, amuse, or both.
active dyslexia by TheLastPunslinger June 5, 2005
active listening
A way of showing that one is listening to a person who is talking to them by rewording what the other person just said and repeating it back to them. This is supposed to validate the person you are listening to and rephrasing, according to some schools of thought in psychology.
Patient to therapist: I'm really depressed.
Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed.
Patient: Nothing is going well.
Therapist: Nothing seems to be going well.
Patient: I feel like killing myself.
Therapist: You're thinking of killing yourself.
Patient: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW.
Therapist: You want to do it now.
Patient: *Jumps out window.*
Therapist: Woosh. Splat.
Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed.
Patient: Nothing is going well.
Therapist: Nothing seems to be going well.
Patient: I feel like killing myself.
Therapist: You're thinking of killing yourself.
Patient: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW.
Therapist: You want to do it now.
Patient: *Jumps out window.*
Therapist: Woosh. Splat.
active listening by TheLastPunslinger June 5, 2005
homosadopedoequonecrophiliac
1) An individual who is aroused by engaging in painful sexual activities with dead foals of the same sex.
2) A neologism invented by a dirty-minded individual who speaks Latin.
2) A neologism invented by a dirty-minded individual who speaks Latin.
homosadopedoequonecrophiliac by TheLastPunslinger June 5, 2005
AShole
Someone with Asperger's Syndrome who is exhibiting social (more typical) or mental (rarer) impairment characteristic of said syndrome. Pronounced either as "ah-sohl" or, if you need to be sure you're perceived as delivering the proper term (or if you're southern), "aye-ess-hole."
It may be noted that despite the similarity between the term "asshole" and "AShole," AShole is only partially an insult; it is also a partial pardoning of whatever the aspie did to be described by this term.
It may be noted that despite the similarity between the term "asshole" and "AShole," AShole is only partially an insult; it is also a partial pardoning of whatever the aspie did to be described by this term.
AShole by TheLastPunslinger May 16, 2005
musterbation
A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.
Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.
The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
musterbation by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005