11 definitions by TheLastPunslinger
A combination of client-centered therapy, cognitive therapy, and sarcasm, designed by Albert Ellis. REBT acts to remove unreasonable cognitive beliefs, for example, musterbation. Its basic premise is that emotional suffering is due primarily to the often unverbalized assumptions and demands that people carry around with them as they negotiate their own way in life; for example, demanding perfection in oneself and/or in others.
REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.
REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.
by TheLastPunslinger May 13, 2005
1) An individual who is aroused by engaging in painful sexual activities with dead foals of the same sex.
2) A neologism invented by a dirty-minded individual who speaks Latin.
2) A neologism invented by a dirty-minded individual who speaks Latin.
by TheLastPunslinger May 30, 2005
1) An individual who is aroused by engaging in painful sexual activities with dead foals of the same sex.
2) A neologism invented by a dirty minded individual who speaks Latin.
2) A neologism invented by a dirty minded individual who speaks Latin.
Homosadopedoequonecrophiliacs like to horse around.
by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005
A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.
Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.
The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
by TheLastPunslinger May 13, 2005
A way of showing that one is listening to a person who is talking to them by rewording what the other person just said and repeating it back to them. This is supposed to validate the person you are listening to and rephrasing, according to some schools of thought in psychology.
Patient to therapist: I'm really depressed.
Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed.
Patient: Nothing is going well.
Therapist: Nothing seems to be going well.
Patient: I feel like killing myself.
Therapist: You're thinking of killing yourself.
Patient: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW.
Therapist: You want to do it now.
Patient: *Jumps out window.*
Therapist: Woosh. Splat.
Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed.
Patient: Nothing is going well.
Therapist: Nothing seems to be going well.
Patient: I feel like killing myself.
Therapist: You're thinking of killing yourself.
Patient: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW.
Therapist: You want to do it now.
Patient: *Jumps out window.*
Therapist: Woosh. Splat.
by TheLastPunslinger May 30, 2005
Someone with Asperger's Syndrome who is exhibiting social (more typical) or mental (rarer) impairment characteristic of said syndrome. Pronounced either as "ah-sohl" or, if you need to be sure you're perceived as delivering the proper term (or if you're southern), "aye-ess-hole."
It may be noted that despite the similarity between the term "asshole" and "AShole," AShole is only partially an insult; it is also a partial pardoning of whatever the aspie did to be described by this term.
It may be noted that despite the similarity between the term "asshole" and "AShole," AShole is only partially an insult; it is also a partial pardoning of whatever the aspie did to be described by this term.
by TheLastPunslinger May 14, 2005
The three-month maximum period between a person's entry into a new situation and a person's complete screwing up of said situation or essential elements of it. This phenomenon is backed by massive amounts of studies in social psychology and even more massive amounts of personal testimony from bitter, angry people.
Susannah just broke down and gave her new roommate specific instructions on where she would prefer her to travel on her next vacation. That honeymoon period is over.
by TheLastPunslinger May 13, 2005