TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky's definitions

Quarantini

Just like a Martini except you sit at home and drink it by yourself.

I think I'll have a Quarantini or three and skip the news...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 13, 2020

piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014

poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

FlufferNutter

A performer in the porn industry who has a reputation for blowing his load (nutting) while being serviced by a fluffer.

Joey's a FlufferNutter, his scenes never last long. He always nuts his fluffer.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 12, 2023

zero sum game

In game theory (and economic theory) a zero-sum game is a situation where one persons (or entities) gain has a corresponding loss from another person (or entity).

Initech employee 1: "Hey, everyone took big pieces of the cake now Milton doesn't have one."

Initech employee 2: "Cake is a zero sum game, man."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky February 15, 2014

Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015

Suck Slut

Any person who will kneel down just about anywhere and blow you, swallow everything and lick their lips

I met this super suck slut last nite, the chick was cum guzzler - she blew me three times!

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 4, 2022