Definitions by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky

Snowflake

When people, especially overly sensitive conservatives, are outraged about nearly everything they disagree with.

Normal person 1: Some congressional snowflake is demanding that the Super Bowl halftime show be investigated.

Normal person 2: Over what? Are they trying to find the source of his talent?

Snowflake by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky February 13, 2026

DOGIE

Department Of Government Inefficiency Everywhere

I didn't think it was possible, but that chainsaw wielding DOGIE moron is making the federal government even less efficient than it was.

DOGIE by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 12, 2025

tardification 

The process of adding the suffix "-tard" to various words, usually describing a group of people.

Used in general ly pejorative terms, derived from the offensive word "retard." These terms are used in an attempted derogatory manner but can be relentlessly mocked and turned back on the person using it.

Examples: Conspiratard, Trumptard, Libtard

Him: Is the entire government administration just chock-full of conspiratards??
Her: Please stop this relentless tardification

tardification by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 23, 2025

muskolini 

A South African born, autism spectrum, ketamine addict that has toxic, malignant narcissistic egomania. Uses a chainsaw instead of a scalpel. Has a sister-niece from his incestuous father.

That unelected muskolini could possibly be the most delusional a-hole in human history

muskolini by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 21, 2025

SIMP 

A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.

Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp

SIMP by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 7, 2024

Kitty Carpet 

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

Kitty Carpet by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024

RBMF

Rat Bastid MotherFucker

That sales person is a real RBMF...

RBMF by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky June 29, 2024