6 definitions by TheHereticTheory
Francine: "Bob, you're two and a half hours late! What took you so long?!"
Bob: "I took the scenic route."
Francine: "Oh, okay. That excuse makes perfect sense and I have no questions pertaining to the circumstances of your lateness beyond that."
Bob: "I took the scenic route."
Francine: "Oh, okay. That excuse makes perfect sense and I have no questions pertaining to the circumstances of your lateness beyond that."
by TheHereticTheory August 1, 2011
The extreme caffeine craving caffeine addicts get when they don't get their daily coffee fix; feening for caffeine.
by TheHereticTheory June 6, 2011
The feeling of inner peace you get when you start smoking weed on a regular basis.
Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.
Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.
Jim: "So I walked right by Brad the other day and he didn't even mention the money I owe him."
Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."
Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."
by TheHereticTheory January 2, 2011
A hilariously bad attempt at translating something to English from any Asian language, most commonly Japanese.
"Hi, can I get some egg rolls?"
"Yes, we have many super octopus for you! It make happy power for you long time!"
"Does anyone work here who speaks fluent English? I couldn't understand any of that horrible mistranslasian you just made."
"Yes, we have many super octopus for you! It make happy power for you long time!"
"Does anyone work here who speaks fluent English? I couldn't understand any of that horrible mistranslasian you just made."
by TheHereticTheory February 3, 2012
Man, I think I made my point about how shitty this grape drank is. I'm all outta bitch juice, so I'm just gonna drink it.
by TheHereticTheory February 3, 2011