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Prioreotize

Verb:

To stop everything you're doing and eat an Oreo.

It is quite a popular activity.

Successful Individual: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JOHNNY?!

Johnny: *Takes hands out of pants while watching TV* Nothing!

Successful Individual: MY MAN, YOU NEED TO PRIOREOTIZE!

by TheDonald June 15, 2009

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

by TheDonald June 12, 2009