TheCorrectKnowledge's definitions

Dekegger

A person who removes someone trousers without prior permission. It is done swiftly in a downward tugging motion whilst the victims back is turned.

Keep your trousers tight, thats a world reknowned dekegger over there

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Nibby

A small piece of shit that cannot on its own be classed as a "shit". Typically, a nibby is produced when the pan sitter has more foul gas than digested food. Following the fanfare of blow-off, a tiny plop will signal the arrival of the nibby. A look down will confirm it minuscule existence.

Aw ffs man!! Who was last in here?? Somebodys left a fucking nibby!!!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Fart Dart

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!

Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Dickheads

A group of people who profiteer during a pandemic and buy up all the supplies of hand sanitiser and food, then proceed to sell it at extortionate prices on various online sales outlets. A petition has been set up to name and shame these DICKHEADS!

Look at these DICKHEADS with a trolleys full of toilet roll and sanitiser!!! Scratch their car with you're keys!!! No, take a pic of the REG plate and post it online!!!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Wallet Snatcher

A heavily made up female who is after rich men and will literally do anything to snare one. The best example of which is the standard-less Katie Price. Will do anything to succeed in the search, including being ever present in the tabloids for being a slag.

She snared another unsuspecting victim, what do they see in that wallet snatcher??

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Slever

The flow of saliva from ones mouth down the chin. Can be seen at its best when a slack jawed yokel stands gawping at something the desire...and a dribble of saliva runs from the mouth and falls off the chin..

Check out that slevering idiot!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

The Bowed Brockel

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.

Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020