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Nibby

A small piece of shit that cannot on its own be classed as a "shit". Typically, a nibby is produced when the pan sitter has more foul gas than digested food. Following the fanfare of blow-off, a tiny plop will signal the arrival of the nibby. A look down will confirm it minuscule existence.
Aw ffs man!! Who was last in here?? Somebodys left a fucking nibby!!!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Fart Dart

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Grogger

The phlegm which is rasped up into the gob from inside the chest and released from the mouth during a football match. Mostly in winter months when there is a cold with production of green mucas. It comes up like a bullet and leave in said manner as well - occasionally landing on someone.
Ref, that bastard just put a grogger on my shirt...the clatty bastard!!! Get him off before I go radio rental!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge December 31, 2020
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Dekegger

A person who removes someone trousers without prior permission. It is done swiftly in a downward tugging motion whilst the victims back is turned.
Keep your trousers tight, thats a world reknowned dekegger over there
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Gimpleton

Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)
Dont, its a gimpleton you might live to regret it.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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The Bowed Brockel

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.
Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Slever

The flow of saliva from ones mouth down the chin. Can be seen at its best when a slack jawed yokel stands gawping at something the desire...and a dribble of saliva runs from the mouth and falls off the chin..
Check out that slevering idiot!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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