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Fart Dart

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Gimpleton

Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)
Dont, its a gimpleton you might live to regret it.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Grogger

The phlegm which is rasped up into the gob from inside the chest and released from the mouth during a football match. Mostly in winter months when there is a cold with production of green mucas. It comes up like a bullet and leave in said manner as well - occasionally landing on someone.
Ref, that bastard just put a grogger on my shirt...the clatty bastard!!! Get him off before I go radio rental!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge December 31, 2020
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Scarab Beetle

My original name for poker players who go all in with absolutely anything over and over. Hence, Scarab Beetle, pushing (going all in) shit around (any two cards).
72 offsuit and you get a full house!?!?! You fucking Scarab beetle bastard!!!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Dekegger

A person who removes someone trousers without prior permission. It is done swiftly in a downward tugging motion whilst the victims back is turned.
Keep your trousers tight, thats a world reknowned dekegger over there
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Fresh Air Wish

The 'fresh air wish' is the act of a religious person aiming a prayer to any of the many man made gods they happen to have been indoctrinated into. It shall never reach the non-existent phantasm obviously, but the audacity to think if there was such a omnipotent being that his plan for everything, all that hard work, all those late nights...and he fucked it up! If only he would listen to a prayer of advice, the lowly mortal human could set god straight!!!
Get off your knees! Your fresh air wish is an insult to intelligence.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Wallet Snatcher

A heavily made up female who is after rich men and will literally do anything to snare one. The best example of which is the standard-less Katie Price. Will do anything to succeed in the search, including being ever present in the tabloids for being a slag.
She snared another unsuspecting victim, what do they see in that wallet snatcher??
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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