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The 'fresh air wish' is the act of a religious person aiming a prayer to any of the many man made gods they happen to have been indoctrinated into. It shall never reach the non-existent phantasm obviously, but the audacity to think if there was such a omnipotent being that his plan for everything, all that hard work, all those late nights...and he fucked it up! If only he would listen to a prayer of advice, the lowly mortal human could set god straight!!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Fresh Air Wish mug.A group of people who profiteer during a pandemic and buy up all the supplies of hand sanitiser and food, then proceed to sell it at extortionate prices on various online sales outlets. A petition has been set up to name and shame these DICKHEADS!
Look at these DICKHEADS with a trolleys full of toilet roll and sanitiser!!! Scratch their car with you're keys!!! No, take a pic of the REG plate and post it online!!!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Dickheads mug.A heavily made up female who is after rich men and will literally do anything to snare one. The best example of which is the standard-less Katie Price. Will do anything to succeed in the search, including being ever present in the tabloids for being a slag.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Wallet Snatcher mug.A small piece of shit that cannot on its own be classed as a "shit". Typically, a nibby is produced when the pan sitter has more foul gas than digested food. Following the fanfare of blow-off, a tiny plop will signal the arrival of the nibby. A look down will confirm it minuscule existence.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Nibby mug.Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Fart Dart mug.A person who removes someone trousers without prior permission. It is done swiftly in a downward tugging motion whilst the victims back is turned.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Dekegger mug.A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.
What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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