TheBald's definitions

Jackblackish

When a good movie which has a cast containing Jack Black involves him too much in the movie, subsequently ruining it.

''King Kong was pretty good yeh. Watts and Brody did their part, but to be honest it was a bit Jackblackish sometimes''

by TheBald March 31, 2010

Scottish Grand Slam

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.

The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.

"It's a shame Scotland lost to France, but we're still hopeful of a Scottish Grand Slam."

by TheBald March 22, 2010

i i

scottish text slang for ''yeh yeh, i don't believe you''

Guy 1: Last night i got with 5 chicks

Guy 2: i i mate

by TheBald February 28, 2011

ending it with a like

When an individual no longer wants to continue a message conversation on facebook, they end the conversation by liking the last post from the other person.

person 1: well i'd sort that out no problem! 11:20
person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20
person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23

person 2 likes this

person 2 is now ending it with a like

by TheBald February 21, 2011

Nolympic Expert

A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.

Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.

Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."

*shakes head during replay*

by TheBald March 1, 2010

cause it

A phrase eminating from Glasgow which describes an individual's intention to cause damage or to generally go crazy that evening. Usually whilst smashed or battered.

What you doing tonight mate?

Going out to cause it.

by TheBald November 30, 2011

porn with the sound on

Another way of saying you have the place to yourself.

Guy 1: What you doing tonight man?

Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.

Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?

Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.

by TheBald January 6, 2011