TheBald's definitions
A phrase eminating from Glasgow which describes an individual's intention to cause damage or to generally go crazy that evening. Usually whilst smashed or battered.
by TheBald November 30, 2011

A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.
Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
by TheBald September 15, 2010

Themed by the "Tap and unwrap" Terry's Chocolate Orange tagline.
The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
Ah man I hope that chick I shagged at the weekend isn't pregnant. I did her Terry's Chocolate Orange Style for like 4 minutes and almost came twice.
by TheBald September 27, 2010

When looking at your current location on google maps reveals that you in fact had no idea where you are.
Friend 1: Where are you just now mate?
Friend 2: Freiburg mate, somewhere in central Germany
Friend 1: No it isn't, check it out on google maps!
Friend 2: Holy shit i'm pretty much in Prague!
google maps moment
Friend 2: Freiburg mate, somewhere in central Germany
Friend 1: No it isn't, check it out on google maps!
Friend 2: Holy shit i'm pretty much in Prague!
google maps moment
by TheBald March 16, 2011

by TheBald February 28, 2011

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.
The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.
The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.
by TheBald March 22, 2010

When an individual no longer wants to continue a message conversation on facebook, they end the conversation by liking the last post from the other person.
person 1: well i'd sort that out no problem! 11:20
person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20
person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23
person 2 likes this
person 2 is now ending it with a like
person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20
person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23
person 2 likes this
person 2 is now ending it with a like
by TheBald February 21, 2011
