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Guy 1: What you doing tonight man?
Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.
Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?
Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.
Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.
Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?
Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.
by TheBald January 6, 2011
Get the porn with the sound on mug.A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.
Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."
*shakes head during replay*
*shakes head during replay*
by TheBald March 1, 2010
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by TheBald November 30, 2011
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The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
Ah man I hope that chick I shagged at the weekend isn't pregnant. I did her Terry's Chocolate Orange Style for like 4 minutes and almost came twice.
by TheBald September 27, 2010
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Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
by TheBald September 15, 2010
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''King Kong was pretty good yeh. Watts and Brody did their part, but to be honest it was a bit Jackblackish sometimes''
by TheBald March 31, 2010
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