TheBald's definitions

Jackblackish

When a good movie which has a cast containing Jack Black involves him too much in the movie, subsequently ruining it.

''King Kong was pretty good yeh. Watts and Brody did their part, but to be honest it was a bit Jackblackish sometimes''

by TheBald March 31, 2010

Facebook-worn

A phenomenon which makes people think you wear a particular item of clothing all the time because you are tagged wearing it a lot.

This is even if the photos were from several separate nights which were months apart but they were the only photos you were tagged in.

I was going to wear that black t-shirt tonight, but i'm wearing it in my recent Facebook photos, so it's a bit Facebook-worn.

by TheBald April 6, 2010

Peanut Butter Challenge

An unspecified period of time in which a person is forced to go for as long as possible eating only peanut butter sandwiches. Typically found with students and low-paid workers when finances are low.

Also known as 'Pasta Challenge'

'Hey man, wanna' go out and grab a pizza tonight?'

'Can't mate, I'm on the peanut butter challenge...'

by TheBald April 9, 2010

Nolympic Expert

A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.

Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.

Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."

*shakes head during replay*

by TheBald March 1, 2010

Unadvertisement

An advertisement which is shown so often that it reduces the chance of you buying the product, through sheer disgust and rage.

With the number of unadvertisements I've seen to buy Rihanna's new single, there's no way 'm getting it now.

by TheBald March 12, 2010

Scottish Grand Slam

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.

The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.

"It's a shame Scotland lost to France, but we're still hopeful of a Scottish Grand Slam."

by TheBald March 22, 2010

Drink-Drive Challenge

The challenge of doing 10 vodka shots at the end of the night whilst designated driver, and getting home before the alcohol kicks in.

Guy 1: What you got those shot glasses lined up for mate?

Guy 2: Drink-Drive Challenge mate.

Guy 1: Why not, it's Christmas after all.

by TheBald January 1, 2011