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porn with the sound on

Another way of saying you have the place to yourself.
Guy 1: What you doing tonight man?

Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.

Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?

Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.
by TheBald January 6, 2011
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Nolympic Expert

A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.

Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."

*shakes head during replay*
by TheBald March 1, 2010
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cause it

A phrase eminating from Glasgow which describes an individual's intention to cause damage or to generally go crazy that evening. Usually whilst smashed or battered.
What you doing tonight mate?

Going out to cause it.
by TheBald November 30, 2011
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Terry's Chocolate Orange Style

Themed by the "Tap and unwrap" Terry's Chocolate Orange tagline.

The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
Ah man I hope that chick I shagged at the weekend isn't pregnant. I did her Terry's Chocolate Orange Style for like 4 minutes and almost came twice.
by TheBald September 27, 2010
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Whiteout photo

A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.
Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?

Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
by TheBald September 15, 2010
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Jackblackish

When a good movie which has a cast containing Jack Black involves him too much in the movie, subsequently ruining it.
''King Kong was pretty good yeh. Watts and Brody did their part, but to be honest it was a bit Jackblackish sometimes''
by TheBald March 31, 2010
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i i

scottish text slang for ''yeh yeh, i don't believe you''
Guy 1: Last night i got with 5 chicks

Guy 2: i i mate
by TheBald February 28, 2011
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