TheAutisticHumanBeing's definitions

Swallow Your Pride

To ingest your own sperm.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.

"I wanna make your beg for it,
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"

"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"

"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"

Rihanna - Only Girl

by TheAutisticHumanBeing July 27, 2016

Pussy Slayer

1. A 12 year old child, who has caught every single sexually transmitted disease.
2. Me

Are you a Pussy Slayer?

by TheAutisticHumanBeing August 1, 2016

Wog-Mobile

A vehicle driven by Wog. The Wog is usually known to play very loud obnoxious music while driving down the street with it's windows down. Which is where the term originated from.

"Hey is that Sidney Samson's - Riverside Motherfucker playing?"
"I think s... It's getting louder."
"Wait that isn't Riverside Motherfucker, that's just the sound of a Wog-Mobile."

by TheAutisticHumanBeing October 22, 2016

Sore Throat

1. A symptom caused primarily by the ingestion of sperm.

2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017

Aspergers

A word used to socially snub a person who has decided that life is better without social interaction.

Person 1: "That person has aspergers"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017

Americalanavania

An unpleasant location where people speak with an unnecessary amount of Southernisms.

a-mare-e-ca-la-na-vain-e-a
Americalanavania

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 15, 2017

Southernism

A word that has been shortened and altered so much to the point that it is impossible to understand the message a person is trying to convey.

Examples:
They ought to = They aughta (Southernised English)
Ayorta = They aughta (Southernism Southernism)
Let's go = Lego (Southernised)
With ya did ya = witch a ditch a (Southernised)

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 11, 2017