TheAutisticHumanBeing's definitions

Southernism

A word that has been shortened and altered so much to the point that it is impossible to understand the message a person is trying to convey.

Examples:
They ought to = They aughta (Southernised English)
Ayorta = They aughta (Southernism Southernism)
Let's go = Lego (Southernised)
With ya did ya = witch a ditch a (Southernised)

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 11, 2017

No

Another word for yes.

"Do you want to have sex?"
"No"

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

Honfiring

When you make smores,
on a house fire.

"Hey, I want to go honfiring."

"What is it?"

"When you make smores,
on a house fire."

"..."

"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."

"..."

"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"

"No"

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018

Freedom

Something everybody has, but refuses to acknowledge.

Drug Addict 1: Yo duuuude did you know we have no freedom?!
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

Hole

A place specifically designed for you to put your penis through.

Hole

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

Bi-Polar

A person who is sexually attracted to both poles of the magnetic field.

Bi-Polar

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

Wog-Mobile

A vehicle driven by Wog. The Wog is usually known to play very loud obnoxious music while driving down the street with it's windows down. Which is where the term originated from.

"Hey is that Sidney Samson's - Riverside Motherfucker playing?"
"I think s... It's getting louder."
"Wait that isn't Riverside Motherfucker, that's just the sound of a Wog-Mobile."

by TheAutisticHumanBeing October 22, 2016