TheAutisticHumanBeing's definitions

Honfiring

When you make smores,
on a house fire.

"Hey, I want to go honfiring."

"What is it?"

"When you make smores,
on a house fire."

"..."

"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."

"..."

"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"

"No"

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018

Freedom

Something everybody has, but refuses to acknowledge.

Drug Addict 1: Yo duuuude did you know we have no freedom?!
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

Hole

A place specifically designed for you to put your penis through.

Hole

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

Bi-Polar

A person who is sexually attracted to both poles of the magnetic field.

Bi-Polar

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

Swallow Your Pride

To ingest your own sperm.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.

"I wanna make your beg for it,
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"

"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"

"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"

Rihanna - Only Girl

by TheAutisticHumanBeing July 27, 2016

Sore Throat

1. A symptom caused primarily by the ingestion of sperm.

2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017

Americalanavania

An unpleasant location where people speak with an unnecessary amount of Southernisms.

a-mare-e-ca-la-na-vain-e-a
Americalanavania

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 15, 2017