TheAutisticHumanBeing's definitions

Hole

A place specifically designed for you to put your penis through.

Hole

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

Bi-Polar

A person who is sexually attracted to both poles of the magnetic field.

Bi-Polar

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

Sore Throat

1. A symptom caused primarily by the ingestion of sperm.

2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017

Americalanavania

An unpleasant location where people speak with an unnecessary amount of Southernisms.

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Americalanavania

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 15, 2017

Slept Like A Baby

A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.

Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".

I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.

Slept Like A Baby

by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019

Pregnantis

An absolute monster designed to terrorize men.

Pregnantis

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018

Fuck-Pid

When a person is so dumb that they make up dumb words and then post them on urban dictionary.

BannnaPerson is such a fuck-pid.

by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 25, 2019