Slept Like A Baby

A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.

Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".

I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.

Slept Like A Baby

by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019

Pregnantis

An absolute monster designed to terrorize men.

Pregnantis

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 01, 2018

Bi-Polar

A person who is sexually attracted to both poles of the magnetic field.

Bi-Polar

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 01, 2018

Hole

A place specifically designed for you to put your penis through.

Hole

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 01, 2018

Sore Throat

1. A symptom caused primarily by the ingestion of sperm.

2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 08, 2017

Americalanavania

An unpleasant location where people speak with an unnecessary amount of Southernisms.

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Americalanavania

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 15, 2017

Aspergers

A word used to socially snub a person who has decided that life is better without social interaction.

Person 1: "That person has aspergers"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 08, 2017