The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

carpa veledigne

an indian girl who is really saucy and impudent. she needs to tone it down.

carpa veledigne piqued me so i scarfed down her spicy fish bites while she wasn't looking.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

veronica

girl with violet eyes who loves cheetah print. rarely gets through a day without getting her nipples twisted by someone

professor: veronica, here's your partner, iliana
roopa: damn, everyone just has to twist my nipples

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

mindless self indulgence

posting more than 9 definitions on urban dictionary. if you're prudent about this activity, this might help your marriage

jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence

by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019

blooper

when everything you enjoy is a mistake

person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

rupa

well-intended but writes offensive stuff. gullible sometimes. not to be confused with rupaul.

everyone makes me feel retarded- rupa

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

alexander

alexander is the most epic name, worthy of a magnum opus of a definition. if life were a compass, there would be no cardinal directions, just alexander. he is the centripetal force to your life. he usually is empathetic, loving, and exceedingly smart. he is prudent and frank. he can be cruel at times. you will bawl.

hey can u tell me abt this guy alexander.
nope. also, ur a basket case.
great thx.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019