The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

carpa veledigne

an indian girl who is really saucy and impudent. she needs to tone it down.

carpa veledigne piqued me so i scarfed down her spicy fish bites while she wasn't looking.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

rupa

well-intended but writes offensive stuff. gullible sometimes. not to be confused with rupaul.

everyone makes me feel retarded- rupa

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

baby blue

if my life were a color, it'd be baby blue. usually numb and transparent color but for a tinge of soft blue, aka a mild case of depression/disillusionment. is notably evident in various places, making it somewhat thematic. can alternatively be used with ice blue or powder blue.

baby blue is that mellifluous ballad by king krule with a jazz blues chord progression in an alternate tuning
columbia university's color is sort of baby blue
my crush looks dreamy in baby blue
wow rory's boyfriend in gilmore girls is so romantic, he's a brilliant mechanic who made her a baby blue car that matches her eyes
almost transparent blue is a drug-fueled narrative of former love, existential confusion, and sensorily acute descriptions of a jaded hedonic life on an army base in japan
the cullinan dream and idol's eye are examples of large powder blue diamonds
alice glass has got the most mesmerizing pair of baby blue eyes
jessica biel plays a candle wax-coated stripper in powder blue
i used to have a baby blue underwear that was too revealing and didn't serve the purpose of underwear
one my favorite poets, kelsey rakes, likes the song baby blue sedan by modest mouse
icebergs have a baby blue color to them

sometimes we exchange our rose-colored glasses for ones that are pale blue.

baby blue is one of the hit singles by king krule.
rory's boyfriend made rory a baby blue sedan like the song, and it matches her eyes.

in god bless you mr. rosewater by kurt vonnegut, mr. rosewater's wife sylvia's ivory face turns a pale blue at the thought of ever meeting with him again.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 2, 2019

lena

beautiful girl with olive skin and long thick brown hair. she is a librarian at her local library and loves suns, moons, glitter, candles, and warm tea. she's very shy but guards her loved ones fiercely. she loves murder mystery and biographies. she has a slight hook nose, a heart-shaped face, slim blue-gray eyes, and a small reddish-pink pout. she loves pastel blue clothes and oriental rugs. her hobbies include finding gluten-free recipes and playing guitar. she is passionate about the beach and enjoys picnics. lena knows all the constellations and has a cat named orion.

lena is so pretty and serene.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

red velvet

SPECTACULAR korean all-girl band who's members hairs are more colorful, happening, and bright than my future. they're an audiovisual feast, swimming through a kaleidoscope of neon chopped fruit and psychedelic bursts of fluorescent pop art. their music alone is like aurally candy sampling the smorgasbord of treats at your local fresh market. ultimately, they're a rich and lush audiovisual melee of bubblegum pop and hip hop and i think they think i'm lesbian. i'm not really lesbian. that's erroneous.

mysteriously, red velvet songs tend to frequently come out on the 19th day of the month.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

lalaine

the girl who plays miranda sanchez in lizzie mcguire. she's lizzy's best friend. she's really good friends with her mom, who's into henna tattoos.

lalaine loves shel silverstein books.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019