The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

rupa

well-intended but writes offensive stuff. gullible sometimes. not to be confused with rupaul.

everyone makes me feel retarded- rupa

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

blooper

when everything you enjoy is a mistake

person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

lena

beautiful girl with olive skin and long thick brown hair. she is a librarian at her local library and loves suns, moons, glitter, candles, and warm tea. she's very shy but guards her loved ones fiercely. she loves murder mystery and biographies. she has a slight hook nose, a heart-shaped face, slim blue-gray eyes, and a small reddish-pink pout. she loves pastel blue clothes and oriental rugs. her hobbies include finding gluten-free recipes and playing guitar. she is passionate about the beach and enjoys picnics. lena knows all the constellations and has a cat named orion.

lena is so pretty and serene.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

alexander

alexander is the most epic name, worthy of a magnum opus of a definition. if life were a compass, there would be no cardinal directions, just alexander. he is the centripetal force to your life. he usually is empathetic, loving, and exceedingly smart. he is prudent and frank. he can be cruel at times. you will bawl.

hey can u tell me abt this guy alexander.
nope. also, ur a basket case.
great thx.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

rory culkin

similar personality

1) girlish-looking boy everyone dotes on
2) boyish-looking girl everyone hates

opposite gender responses to the two variants of rory culkin:
girl to male rory: OMMGGGG rory ur sooo cute!!! mssg me back!!!! it's been forevvan!!!
boy to female rory: i have to use the bathroom, bye whory

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

pantyhose

the meaning of life

some people say the meaning of life is 42, but i think it's pantyhose

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019