alexander

alexander is the most epic name, worthy of a magnum opus of a definition. if life were a compass, there would be no cardinal directions, just alexander. he is the centripetal force to your life. he usually is empathetic, loving, and exceedingly smart. he is prudent and frank. he can be cruel at times. you will bawl.
hey can u tell me abt this guy alexander.
nope. also, ur a basket case.
great thx.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
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rory culkin

similar personality

1) girlish-looking boy everyone dotes on
2) boyish-looking girl everyone hates
opposite gender responses to the two variants of rory culkin:
girl to male rory: OMMGGGG rory ur sooo cute!!! mssg me back!!!! it's been forevvan!!!
boy to female rory: i have to use the bathroom, bye whory
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
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lalaine

the girl who plays miranda sanchez in lizzie mcguire. she's lizzy's best friend. she's really good friends with her mom, who's into henna tattoos.
lalaine loves shel silverstein books.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019
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coco

girl who is existentially paralyzed by a lack of self-awareness, privacy, and knowledge about the future or the major ripple effects of everything she does. rooted in heuristics, she speculates things endlessly to no confirmation. the essence of coco is, did i do something stupidly wrong without realizing it. the answer to coco is usually, yes.
coco, you've met with a terrible fate. you shouldn't have done that.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
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morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
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bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.
oh there's bitney spears.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019
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law school

law school can be good if you keep up and are a swift reader, but it's horrible if you don't. you feel horrible like you could get a bad grade because there's a curve system and then kind of explode in tears.
the law school curve grading system makes me unhappy sometimes. when i was in high school, my good friend once told me "i hope everyone gets an A." this made me love and respect her so much, because she was so hard on herself and was valedictorian. now nobody is allowed to think like that, no matter how hard they work, not everyone can get an A in law school. it's devastating because we all came into law school with so much pride in our abilities and our acceptances into a school we love, and that sort of disintegrates with the curve system sometimes.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 07, 2019
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