The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

veronica

girl with violet eyes who loves cheetah print. rarely gets through a day without getting her nipples twisted by someone

professor: veronica, here's your partner, iliana
roopa: damn, everyone just has to twist my nipples

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

mindless self indulgence

posting more than 9 definitions on urban dictionary. if you're prudent about this activity, this might help your marriage

jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence

by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019

blooper

when everything you enjoy is a mistake

person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

vitriola

an instrument you learn to play at a music conservatory

mathilda plays the vitriola

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

mrs. puff

spongebob's driving instructor. really cute. doesn't like to about mr. puff.

mrs. puff, i guess she's married.
whatever happened to mr. puff?
she doesn't like to talk about it
cutscene to puffer fish lamp
wow i guess that's personal

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

rory culkin

similar personality

1) girlish-looking boy everyone dotes on
2) boyish-looking girl everyone hates

opposite gender responses to the two variants of rory culkin:
girl to male rory: OMMGGGG rory ur sooo cute!!! mssg me back!!!! it's been forevvan!!!
boy to female rory: i have to use the bathroom, bye whory

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber

wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019