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madame red

ciel's aunt in black butler. she's a physician and the life of the party. she's got vibrant vermillion hair which she was impartial to until receiving a compliment from her sister's suitor, earl phantomhive. after that, she emphasized her hair with rouged cheeks and scarlet lips, and adorned herself in exorbitant red corset gowns and plumed hats adorned with beads dangling from the visage. she also possessed a captivating pair of sparkling red ruby eyes that glimmered like enchanted spiderlilies. they emanate her fiery passion for life and love. she lost her husband in a tragic car accident and subsequently suffered a miscarriage. she also lost her beloved sister and brother-in-law in a horrific fire, and later cherished ciel fervently upon his return, assuming he died earlier. under the questionable influence of grier sutcliffe, who serves her under the guise of a syncophantic, clumsy, groveling butler but is actually a grim wreaper, she targeted prostitute clients who she felt to be undeserving of ther fertility because they sought abortions. unable to have children, embittered by her loss, and enamored by the sway of grier sutcliffe, she embarked on a carefully premeditated murder rampage of a slew of unfortunate women who were her patients. she and grier are ultimately the pair the queen's watchdogs are searching for under the moniker jack the ripper. she is brutally slaughtered by none other than grier sutcliffe for refusing to murder ciel upon their redhanded capture.
madame red's story is rife with heartbreak and stained in blood.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019
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pantyhose

some people say the meaning of life is 42, but i think it's pantyhose
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
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Emmalie

human dreamcatcher with glossy hair and a face chiseled out by Michaelangelo. living the dream, aka, a jackie collins protagonist incarnate. she's glamorous, successful, and has got mad substance. her accomplishments and sophistication are highly desirable and worth aspiring for. she's beautiful and empathetic. mother, fighter, and lover. her husband adores her. excellent writing skills, will help your vocabulary improve at the expense of feeling slightly inadequate but also motivated. paragon of a balanced woman. well-traveled and frequently published in newspapers and journals.
i weirdly gravitate toward emmalie, but i'm probably overbearing.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019
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law school

law school can be good if you keep up and are a swift reader, but it's horrible if you don't. you feel horrible like you could get a bad grade because there's a curve system and then kind of explode in tears.
the law school curve grading system makes me unhappy sometimes. when i was in high school, my good friend once told me "i hope everyone gets an A." this made me love and respect her so much, because she was so hard on herself and was valedictorian. now nobody is allowed to think like that, no matter how hard they work, not everyone can get an A in law school. it's devastating because we all came into law school with so much pride in our abilities and our acceptances into a school we love, and that sort of disintegrates with the curve system sometimes.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 7, 2019
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morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
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bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.
oh there's bitney spears.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019
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blooper

person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
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