26 definitions by The Mr Needles Experience

iPwn

A play on iPod that just changes the 'o' to a 'w' for those '1337' speaking losers who think that stuff is cool. Bootleg iPods tend to have that as the logo. If you see an iPod that has iPwn on it instead, it might not be smart to trust it.

Slash: Look at my new iPod, its da shiz.
Torch: No, thats a shitty iPwn, look at that w.
Slash: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

high

The alternate state of being that you enter after using certain drugs or sniffing certain things. You will feel very surreal and look at things with a different perspective. You laugh at a lot of silly things, speak differently and have impaired motor skills. Your blood pressure usually goes down, sometimes to the point of fainting. But that's not a point. Being high is an experience that is nearly unparalleled and cannot be described. People say that getting high kills brain cells, but that's because your brain is oxygen-deficient from smoking or sniffing in the first place (That's how people get high off of whiteout and sharpies)

A really funny thing to do to people who get high is say "Do you want some food?" and they'll probably say "Yeah" and then you say "Well too bad I don't have any...bitch." There was this kid who used to come in class high every time and one day we put an imaginary box on his head and he started flipping out, yelling "Get it off! I can't see!"

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2007

Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

roflquaffle

another way of using rofl just like roflwaffle or roflcopter except now harry potter fans will kill it if they ever hear it.

Andy: did you know that George likes the 5th harry potter movie?
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob

by The Mr Needles Experience September 17, 2007

bounce

basically, leave. but when people say usually say bounce, they mean "LEAVE BIZNATCH!"

make like titties and bounce!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 17, 2007

M-80

A firework that contains about 3 grams of pyrotechnic powder. Most M-80s are actually pieces of crap that contain tiny amounts of powder compared to genuine M-80s (firecrackers are called M-##, where ## corresponds to the amount of powder it has in grams). Illegal since 1966.

Real M-80s were so strong that the military used them to simulate grenade explosions.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 28, 2007

G dubs

Someone who:
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine

See also bush

Slash: *cough* get me some water!
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 17, 2006