3 definitions by ThatOnePerson112
PE, which stands for "Physical Education", is only liked by those who spend all day in school thinking about their makeup and are forced to Google their homework, claiming that they're getting an education by basically skipping school for a full period. It is a class for the very simple-minded. However, it is hell for those who are small enough to be pushed around all the time. They commonly suffer a wide range of injuries such as broken bones, concussions, chipped teeth, infected cuts from equipment such as hockey sticks, bruises, etc. In addition, PE teachers love to humiliate non-sportsy people, using tactics like forcing them to run, jump, do push-ups, etc. when they have ailments such as heartburns, headaches, and twisted ankles, then publicly sharing their results and going "All that matters is that you try!" And as if all that weren't enough, it's the number one class that can dramatically decrease your grades. So why the hell is it even an education?!
Many claim that sports help people with "teamwork". If they really think that, that's just sad. To say "PE is life" is to say "I need a life".
Many claim that sports help people with "teamwork". If they really think that, that's just sad. To say "PE is life" is to say "I need a life".
A Typical School PE Class
Student 1: Hi, I know you suck at sports, so don't feel bad if I have to beat you.
Student 2: I don't know how you've managed to cheat before the game's even started.
Student 1: Oh, did I just hit you in the face? I'm so sorry! Oh no, I just slammed you against a wall, I didn't mean to! And I would never hit a girl, that just goes against my values...
Student 1: Hey, PE teacher? Do you think that maybe, you know, you shouldn't be allowed to play dirty....?
PE teacher: Honey, you know I care, but I don't.
Student 3: Hey, Student 1! You're out! Your face insults me!
PE teacher: Sorry, bud, you've failed at life.
Student 1: I'm going to the bathroom for the rest of the class.
Student 1: Hi, I know you suck at sports, so don't feel bad if I have to beat you.
Student 2: I don't know how you've managed to cheat before the game's even started.
Student 1: Oh, did I just hit you in the face? I'm so sorry! Oh no, I just slammed you against a wall, I didn't mean to! And I would never hit a girl, that just goes against my values...
Student 1: Hey, PE teacher? Do you think that maybe, you know, you shouldn't be allowed to play dirty....?
PE teacher: Honey, you know I care, but I don't.
Student 3: Hey, Student 1! You're out! Your face insults me!
PE teacher: Sorry, bud, you've failed at life.
Student 1: I'm going to the bathroom for the rest of the class.
by ThatOnePerson112 May 10, 2019
1. Boy: By the way, your pants are bloody.
Girl: Lovely. I forgot my pad.
2. Boy: Excuse me! Whose is this? (holds pad up high above head)
Girl: I think it dropped from outer space.
3. Carolyn: Um...My water bottle’s leaking...
Amy: Fortunately, I have in my possession some tape and a pad!
Carolyn: Uhhhhhhh.....where exactly did you get that?
Amy: My grandma says they’re extra absorbent! She uses them to clean her kitchen!
Girl: Lovely. I forgot my pad.
2. Boy: Excuse me! Whose is this? (holds pad up high above head)
Girl: I think it dropped from outer space.
3. Carolyn: Um...My water bottle’s leaking...
Amy: Fortunately, I have in my possession some tape and a pad!
Carolyn: Uhhhhhhh.....where exactly did you get that?
Amy: My grandma says they’re extra absorbent! She uses them to clean her kitchen!
by ThatOnePerson112 May 9, 2019
Impossible to understand and always either hating girls or flirting with every girl they see. The idea that they should get a life is not one that comes easily to most boys.
girl: I saw some boys the other day and they were rubbing slug slime on their dicks.
other girl: (forehead slap)
other girl: (forehead slap)
by ThatOnePerson112 May 10, 2019