TenInchPlaya's definitions

emmitt smith

The best Dallas Cowboys running back of all time. No one will ever match up to him, not even Ladamian Tomlinson.

Emmitt Smith had the hottest partner on Dancing With The Stars.

by TenInchPlaya November 18, 2006

mini me

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.

Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

lawn

A grassy place in front of my house that you should stay the fuck off of.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

ben wallace

Dude who sucks at free throws. Worse than shaq. And that's really saying something.

announcer: "well, Ben Wallace just airballed another foul shot..."

by TenInchPlaya October 8, 2006

H.U.S.T.L.E.R

Acronym for Haulin' Up Stuff Through Lewd, Enjoyable Rowdiness.

Explains what a H.U.S.T.L.E.R is really about.

by TenInchPlaya November 17, 2006

citi

Identity theft company, or something like that, I don't really give a shit, but they always have the funniest commercials.

~Citi Commercial~

Old lady 1: Them motorcycles expensive and fast! Them bikes be like WEHHHHHHHHH
Old lady 2: No them be like BRRRRRRRRR
Old lady 1: No they went like WEHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

v for vendetta

One of the best movies of 2006. It's made by the Wachowski brothers (can you say, "Matrix"?). so you know it has to be good. It takes place in England. It's about a terrorist named V who takes Natalie Portman (Evey) and makes her his bitch for a year, after which he blows up Parliament on November 5th. It's all because a virus killed all those people and V"s getting back at those assholes.

V for Vendetta was awesome, especially near the end when V took all those knives and killed all those people in the subway.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006