23 definitions by TenInchPlaya

emmitt smith

The best Dallas Cowboys running back of all time. No one will ever match up to him, not even Ladamian Tomlinson.

Emmitt Smith had the hottest partner on Dancing With The Stars.

by TenInchPlaya November 18, 2006

lawn

A grassy place in front of my house that you should stay the fuck off of.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

caulk

Often confused with the word "cock." Here's to clear up any misconceptions.

Caulk - A gun that spews white stuff.
Cock - A gun that spews white stuff.

by TenInchPlaya October 8, 2006

maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

bitching

Repeatedly saying something over and over, or rather whining about it, therefore destroying the point you were trying to make and making you look like a complete bitch because no one is listening to you.

Stop your bitching about "rap is crap."

by TenInchPlaya September 15, 2006

Holy Shit!

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.

"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)

by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006

cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 22, 2006