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Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
by Telephony June 7, 2018
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torqued off

Means the same thing as ticked off, pissed off, teed off, etc. (e.g. extremely angry)
Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.
by Telephony June 23, 2011
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sweepinator

A pair of contestants who excels on the TV game show Supermarket Sweep.
Look at that sweepintor go!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!
by Telephony June 1, 2020
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bucking fusted

How one might type the phrase, "fucking busted" into an online BBS or forum in order to bypass the onboard censor found on many of these.
That damn drone is bucking fusted again? What'd ya do this time, crash into a building or something?!?
by Telephony August 2, 2018
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assrat bastard

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
by Telephony May 13, 2013
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toilet tongue

A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".
Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
by Telephony November 22, 2010
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micturition

Another name for urine (pee, potty, tinkle, piddle, piss, töpfchen, etc.)
A urinal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting and then disposing of micturition.
by Telephony August 21, 2013
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