Telephony's definitions

Husoos Cristo en una muleta

Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"

Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!

by Telephony December 12, 2012

dustbin

What people in the UK and Australia usually call an indoor garbage can -- such as those often found in kitchens.

The dustbin needs to be dumped into the wheelie bin; hip, hip cheerio!

by Telephony June 10, 2013

urinator

A urinal that splashes your shoes and the front of your pants with pee when you flush it.

Dude!!! Don't use that urinal on the far right because it's a urinator!!!

by Telephony October 24, 2010

head

A toilet; esp. on a ship.
Called that because in the days of sailing ships, the toilet was simply a hole in the deck near the ship's bow (the front or head of a ship).

Hold on there Sarge! I need to go to the head and leave a shit!

by Telephony November 3, 2014

cremé

Something with a creamy texture, but not a dairy product.

Wow, those Safeway brand chocolate cremé pies are to die for!!!

by Telephony September 7, 2013

pee you!!!

Used as an exclamation when you encounter something (or somebody) that stinks to high heaven.

Pee you!!! This milkshake really reeks!!!

by Telephony December 19, 2011

no perspiration

How an anal retentive buttknocker might say the phrase, "no sweat".

{Scott}: Hey Aaron, can you move that board off the lawn please?
Aaron}: Sure Scott, no perspiration!

by Telephony March 12, 2022