Telephony's definitions

phoney-bologna

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish

{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.

by Telephony March 4, 2015

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 6, 2015

douched out

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.

Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

rollios

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis & Butt-Head sometimes calls rolls of bungwipe (toliet paper) when he's in one of his Cornholio phases.

I am Cornholio!
I need rollios for my bunghole!!
You will give me...all your caca!!!

by Telephony May 18, 2013

piddle opposite of "on"

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.

Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")

by Telephony September 26, 2010

Star Track

The way some people say or write the title, "Star Trek" -- a science fiction series that started in the 1960s and has had a number of spin-off series and movies since then.

If this picture of the Enterprise doesn't look at all familiar, then you must have never seen an episode of Star Track.

by Telephony June 9, 2014

enemabag

A male version of a douchebag: a despicable person but one who has not yet reached the status of dickhead or mofo.

God, Henry is such an enemabag for stuffing paper towels down all of the toliets in Dorm C.

by Telephony December 13, 2010