Telephony's definitions

fuck you and the horse that rode you in

A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by Telephony July 29, 2014

urnal

How some younger children might pronounce the word urinal because they can't yet say the, "yer" sound.

{1st grader Daniel}: Teacher, I have to go urnate in the urnal!
I need to go RIGHT NOW before I pee my pants!!!

by Telephony June 19, 2014

Yo! Whassup homes?

A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.

{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?

by Telephony March 31, 2021

tephone

How some people pronounce the word, "telephone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?

{William}: Sure Agnes!

{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}

{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!

by Telephony July 9, 2014

peecup

Usually (but not always) used in conjunction with pissologist {urologist} or pissology {urology} lab.

Hey Hoolio, did you leave your peecup on the cistern lid at the pissology lab again, or did you put it in that little thing on the wall next to the john?

by Telephony March 7, 2013

brite

How a faggot would spell the word, "bright".

{Seen on a pee-cee demo by TDM in 2014}

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. LIGHT AND LITE. BRIGHT AND BRITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?

by Telephony January 13, 2017

F46607

This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.

Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).

OMG!!! Johnny is such a huge F46607 for wanting to suck that cruise ship purser's dick!!!

by Telephony December 6, 2011