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voluntary loss of stool

When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.
{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/
by Telephony December 30, 2014
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popcycle

Popcycle (pronounced, "/ˈpɑpsɪk(ə)l/")
A surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "Popcicle®", an ice pop on a flat wooden stick manufactured by the Unilever Group of Companies.
Normally only seen in written, typed, or printed material because popcycle is pronounced the same as Popsicle®.
{from an SMS message}: Honey, please swing by the store on your way home and get me a popcycle or two
by Telephony July 31, 2019
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top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).
The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
by Telephony January 5, 2011
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poddy

How many people pronounce the word, "potty".
Can be used to describe the act of ejecting micturition or the urine itself.

Some people use the word to describe the act of leaving a shit as well.
Hold on a moment -- I really need to go poddy before we leave!
by Telephony June 9, 2014
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one-banger

A one-banger is simply slang for a single-engine airplane like a Cessna 182 or a Piper Cub.
{Julio} Hey Jesus, there's a single-engine airplane taking off from the airport over there.
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?
by Telephony August 20, 2019
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pussy doctor

Plain & simple: a veterinarian; esp. to a cat owner.
Cummon Nikki, let's get you into your carrier. It's time to go and see the pussy doctor!
by Telephony May 20, 2014
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carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel".
I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.
by Telephony March 31, 2015
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