Telephony's definitions

merferator

The cardboard core inside of a toilet roll.

Hey, this TP is down to the merferator! Can you toss me another roll?

by Telephony November 16, 2010

buttsnoipe

A different way of calling somebody an a$$hole.

Jonathan is such a buttsnoipe for slashing the tires on your bicycle!!!

by Telephony November 20, 2010

toilet tongue

A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".

Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.

by Telephony November 22, 2010

cigarette destructor

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

by Telephony February 21, 2013

peecup

Usually (but not always) used in conjunction with pissologist {urologist} or pissology {urology} lab.

Hey Hoolio, did you leave your peecup on the cistern lid at the pissology lab again, or did you put it in that little thing on the wall next to the john?

by Telephony March 7, 2013

siggeret

A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".

Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.

Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.

#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!

by Telephony March 17, 2013

urinehead

Somebody who has enuresis (pisses the bed) well past his or her childhood years.

{Dave; at a jr. high basketball game to his 12 year-old stepbrother}: He wets the bed, urinehead!!!

by Telephony April 9, 2013