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pyew!

Kind of like pee you; used to describe something or somebody that reeks
He doesn't use toliet paper! Pyew! That mofo really stinks!
by Telephony April 1, 2012
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The aTRUMPinator

Very similar to The Assassinator -- some very intelligent person (***NOT*** a true-blue total asshaberdasher!) who assassinates President-Elect Donald Trump.
The aTRUMPinator was on the prowl for Trump not far from the Trump Tower in New York (which was firebombed the other day) looking to assassinate the asshole before he took the Oath of Office.
by Telephony December 12, 2016
mugGet the The aTRUMPinatormug.

urincing

A portmanteau of the words, "urine" and, "silencing".

The act of, when passing micturition (urine), pissing onto the inside of the toilet bowl above the waterline or against the back wall of a wall urinal so that the, "urine splashing into water" sounds are totally absent.
{Husoos}: Hey Horhay, where's Edgar? He went into that restroom a few minutes ago, but I don't hear any pissing sounds.
{Horhay}: Edgar is urincing -- that way nobody will hear him peeing.
by Telephony August 20, 2013
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mowould

How singer Steve Harwell of the group Smash Mouth says the word, "mould" in the song, "All Star".
♪ And all that glitters is gold, ♪
♪ Only shooting stars break the mowould! ♪
by Telephony December 11, 2020
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take a plop

Means the same as the phrases, "leave a shit", "take a dump", "drop a stool", "pinch a loaf", etc.
{Husoos}: Hold on there Jesse! I need to take a plop before we hit the bars!
by Telephony March 7, 2016
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S&M

No, it's not sadomasochism
S&M stands for Stand & Model; some fag bars labelled as S&M bars favour the hottest-looking customers while purposefully ignoring the uglier or older ones.
The Manray in Seattle was an S&M bar -- you had to be at least reasonably attractive in order to get a drink in the joint.
by Telephony February 11, 2022
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plug it up

How one would say the phrase, "plug it in" in the UK.
See that unplugged lamp next to the couch? Please be a dearie and plug it up for me.
by Telephony August 28, 2018
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