by Telephony January 04, 2011
The day when you walk down the street and see things such as sticks from bottle rockets, and remnants of Roman candles scattered in lawns and in gutters, and the occasional "banana peeled" mailbox that got that way because some asshaberdasher shoved a lighted M80 or M500 illegal firecracker into it the night before.
by Telephony July 04, 2014
Pissologist {\pis AWL' ə jĭst\ (n.)} Somewhat vulgar slang term for "urologist", a medical specialty doctor who diagnoses & treats problems with the human urinary & reproductive systems; including cancer of the penus.
Gosh darn diddly-arn-it!!! I have to go to the stupid pissologist today so that he can examine those growths on my nutsack!!!
by Telephony June 22, 2012
When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!
by Telephony November 02, 2013
How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".
by Telephony October 08, 2013
A Walkwoman is a Sony Walkman in hot pink color; designed for use exclusively by women (or fags).
The original Walkman came in an aluminum body colored silver and dark baby blue -- clearly designed to be a man's music machine.
The original Walkman came in an aluminum body colored silver and dark baby blue -- clearly designed to be a man's music machine.
Jane, don't forget to take your Walkwoman and a few sets of batteries for it. We have an eleven hour bus trip ahead of us!
by Telephony July 31, 2016
My Ipod reports the song, "Penis I See" by Gwar as, "Inseminator I Optically Image". How fucking queer!
by Telephony November 25, 2016