Telephony's definitions

urilet

A combination toliet / urinal.
Yes, this product actually exists; I shit you not!

Mary, it's your turn to clean that gosh darn diddly-arn urilet this week!

by Telephony July 21, 2014

Team super douche

A team of people who utterly suck -- in fact, they suck & blow at the same time!

What part are you role-playing now, huh? Team super douche?

by Telephony February 20, 2014

POOP

A carefully crafted acronym from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Krusty Krab Training Video:

P-eople
O-rder
O-ur
P-atties.

{Narrator}: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands POOP. {scene cuts to a customer walking up to Squidward} Here's a typical customer. I wonder what he wants. Well, if we just remember POOP, we can figure it out.

{Harold}: I'd like to order- (screen freezes to a quiz)
{Narrator}: Do you think he wants to order:

A: A sofa,
B: An expensive haircut, or
C: A patty?

{Harold}: One patty please.

{Narrator}: Ah, POOP! You never let us down!

by Telephony April 14, 2014

The farmer and the Dell

You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.

♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫High ho the stereo♫
♫The farmer and the Dell!♫

by Telephony July 26, 2014

PCAT

This is ***NOT*** the PCAT that you might be thinking of (an ancient desktop computer; the immediate successor to the PCXT) -- no, a PCAT is a housecat who's apparent primary goal in life is to piss on anything and everything that it can: counters, cabinet doors, sinks, rugs & carpets, walls (esp. behind large planters), clothes, in open washing machines, etc.

Pronounced exactly like you would expect; like the phrase, "pee cat".

Get rid of that goddamn PCAT because it's pissing all over everything!

by Telephony May 16, 2016

The aTRUMPinator

Very similar to The Assassinator -- some very intelligent person (***NOT*** a true-blue total asshaberdasher!) who assassinates President-Elect Donald Trump.

The aTRUMPinator was on the prowl for Trump not far from the Trump Tower in New York (which was firebombed the other day) looking to assassinate the asshole before he took the Oath of Office.

by Telephony December 12, 2016

pyew!

Kind of like pee you; used to describe something or somebody that reeks

He doesn't use toliet paper! Pyew! That mofo really stinks!

by Telephony April 1, 2012