Telephony's definitions

landing sprigs

The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.

For this flight, I reattached the bucking fusted landing sprigs and gave it a go.

by Telephony May 22, 2019

NSFH

Not Safe For Homosexicles -- a phrase, image, video, or song that has the potential to offend faggots.

{Seen in the description of a YouTube video of a drone flight}:

I also added NSFH (Not Safe For Homosexicles) because one of the songs does have the potential to be mildly offensive to some members of the LGBTQ+ community.

by Telephony June 8, 2021

pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

by Telephony December 22, 2021

datastorm

A website with a huge quantity of data (much more than what it would appear to be from outward appearance) is said to be hitting you with a datastorm.

Look here Marty!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!

by Telephony February 14, 2015

snart

What you call it when you sneeze and fart simultaneously.

{Jose}: Ahhh-hhh-hhhh-CHOO (brap!)
Fuck I just snarted!!!

by Telephony September 3, 2020

carpet pig

Young children; offspring, kids, spawn, etc.

Hey Helen?
How's that little carpet pig of yours doing?
Has he gotten into any mischief lately?

by Telephony June 2, 2011

dog water

Preseminal fluid (aka., "precum") that comes out of a dog's dick before the actual semen does.
It is very thin (like water) and nearly transparent.

Johnny's black lab is shooting dog water all over the rug because he knows that there's a bitch in heat nearby.

by Telephony August 15, 2020