Definitions by Taigitsune

Empathetic 

Contrary to those "other" dictionaries, I argue that empathetic is when you really suck at being empathic.

I used to think Jackie was pretty good at validating how I feel, but over time I've come to realize that she's just empathetic.

Empathetic by Taigitsune January 12, 2008

Sean Connery 

The act of deceiving an individual whose first name happens to be Sean for purpose of personal or other gain.

Derived from the term Asshattery

If being an asshat is asshattery, then surely ripping a guy named Sean off must be Sean Connery.

Sean Connery by Taigitsune May 3, 2005

squealgasm 

The act of exhibiting such immediate excitement and general euphoria that it invokes an orgasm-like sensation and/or sound.

Usually in response to some statement or other external stimulus.

Often accompanied by profuse hugging and other signs of affection.

When I told her I got tickets to see her favorite band, she nearly suffered a squealgasm.

squealgasm by Taigitsune May 3, 2005