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tunsilitus

The causing of oneself to slide in the NFL draft due to self-incrimination on social media. As in the case of eponymous Laremy Tunsil who went from a likely 6th pick of the first round by the Baltimore Ravens to the 13th pick of the lowly Miami Dolphins.

Unfortunately, a video of Tunsil appeared on Twitter doing a bong hit with a smog mask on. Many teams dropped him off their draft board. The Miami Dolphins picked him up due to their love of locker room and off field drama.
Man Laremy slid to number 13 due to a case of Tunsilitus.
by Taekwondoka May 24, 2016
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tubmoney

A new $20 bill with Harriet Tubman on it.
I went to the ATM and scored a roll of Tubmoney to use at the club.
by Taekwondoka June 3, 2016
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:)~)(

Symbol or emo-con for eating pussy or oral sex. Consists of a smiley face with an tilde symbol for the tongue. The vagina is parentheses reversed to look like the lips.
She's hot I want to :)~)(.
by Taekwondoka September 8, 2014
mugGet the :)~)(mug.

Troll Model

Someone who acts to influence another person as a mechanism to troll someone else close to them. For example someone befriends their own cousins daughter on social media to turn her aginst her cousin to divert attention from her deadbeat father.

They use this position to try to spread rumors and find others who want to get in on the trolling as well.
Papi's shit tooth cousin acted as a troll model on FB to turn her against Papi so people forget the troll model's father is the GOAT of deadbeat dads.
by Taekwondoka January 12, 2022
mugGet the Troll Modelmug.

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021
mugGet the Puerto Rican Eviction Noticemug.

Minimo

An economic currency value equal to what the current minimum wage per hour is where you live. One Minimo is what someone what no skills, experience, or education get paid for one hour labor. So naturally jobs that require a certain degree of skill, experience, or a certain level of education get paid a lot more than one Minimo. For example a Doctor with a PHD, internship experience, and the state licensing required will expect at least ten Mimimos per hour.

The Minimo can also be used as an economic measuring stick to compare the value of things. For example, in 1969 my parents bought a house for $20,900 when the Mimimo was $1.30. It would take 16,076.92 Minimos to purchase that property. Now the house is worth $350,000 and the Minimo is now $13. This means it would take 26,923.08 Minimos to buy that same house.

The value of workers paychecks is diminished when their income level does not keep up with increments in Minimos. Let’s say for example you started a job ten years ago when the minimum wage was $7.25 an hour for two Minimos per hour. Over the last ten years you got only 12% in pay increments which is below the inflation rate. Then somebody decides that forcing employers to pay $15 an hour will make things affordable so they raise the income of pimply faces teenage stoners. Now you are barely making one Minimo. That same worker now needs to make $30 an hour to have the same place in the economy. Otherwise, they might as well be sacking groceries at Publix.
My cheap ass employer won't give me raise as the Minimo approaches $15 to $30 or I will be making only one Minimo.
by Taekwondoka January 4, 2022
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Van Ginkeled

When an NFL team is victimized by a big play from linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel of the Miami Dolphins.
The Washington Commanders got Van Ginkeled for a pick six yesterday against the Miami Dolphins.
by Taekwondoka December 4, 2023
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