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Symbol or emo-con for eating pussy or oral sex. Consists of a smiley face with an tilde symbol for the tongue. The vagina is parentheses reversed to look like the lips.
by Taekwondoka September 8, 2014
Get the :)~)( mug.Someone who acts to influence another person as a mechanism to troll someone else close to them. For example someone befriends their own cousins daughter on social media to turn her aginst her cousin to divert attention from her deadbeat father.
They use this position to try to spread rumors and find others who want to get in on the trolling as well.
They use this position to try to spread rumors and find others who want to get in on the trolling as well.
Papi's shit tooth cousin acted as a troll model on FB to turn her against Papi so people forget the troll model's father is the GOAT of deadbeat dads.
by Taekwondoka January 12, 2022
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Get the tubmoney mug.The causing of oneself to slide in the NFL draft due to self-incrimination on social media. As in the case of eponymous Laremy Tunsil who went from a likely 6th pick of the first round by the Baltimore Ravens to the 13th pick of the lowly Miami Dolphins.
Unfortunately, a video of Tunsil appeared on Twitter doing a bong hit with a smog mask on. Many teams dropped him off their draft board. The Miami Dolphins picked him up due to their love of locker room and off field drama.
Unfortunately, a video of Tunsil appeared on Twitter doing a bong hit with a smog mask on. Many teams dropped him off their draft board. The Miami Dolphins picked him up due to their love of locker room and off field drama.
by Taekwondoka May 24, 2016
Get the tunsilitus mug.When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.
by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014
Get the Manturnity mug.When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.
It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021
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