Taekwondoka's definitions

gold dicker

A man who uses his sexuality to obtain wealth, luxury, money or anything that can upgrade his lifestyle. The male version of a gold digger.

That gold dicker Tom Arnold sure got a lot sure got a lot of money from Roseann when they got divorced.

by Taekwondoka June 19, 2014

Van Ginkeled

When an NFL team is victimized by a big play from linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel of the Miami Dolphins.

The Washington Commanders got Van Ginkeled for a pick six yesterday against the Miami Dolphins.

by Taekwondoka December 4, 2023

Troll Model

Someone who acts to influence another person as a mechanism to troll someone else close to them. For example someone befriends their own cousins daughter on social media to turn her aginst her cousin to divert attention from her deadbeat father.

They use this position to try to spread rumors and find others who want to get in on the trolling as well.

Papi's shit tooth cousin acted as a troll model on FB to turn her against Papi so people forget the troll model's father is the GOAT of deadbeat dads.

by Taekwondoka January 12, 2022

tunsilitus

The causing of oneself to slide in the NFL draft due to self-incrimination on social media. As in the case of eponymous Laremy Tunsil who went from a likely 6th pick of the first round by the Baltimore Ravens to the 13th pick of the lowly Miami Dolphins.

Unfortunately, a video of Tunsil appeared on Twitter doing a bong hit with a smog mask on. Many teams dropped him off their draft board. The Miami Dolphins picked him up due to their love of locker room and off field drama.

Man Laremy slid to number 13 due to a case of Tunsilitus.

by Taekwondoka May 24, 2016

eduflation

The rising costs of education.

Going to Harvard costs $80,000 per year due to constantly rising eduflation.

by Taekwondoka June 24, 2022

:)~)(

Symbol or emo-con for eating pussy or oral sex. Consists of a smiley face with an tilde symbol for the tongue. The vagina is parentheses reversed to look like the lips.

She's hot I want to :)~)(.

by Taekwondoka September 8, 2014

tubmoney

A new $20 bill with Harriet Tubman on it.

I went to the ATM and scored a roll of Tubmoney to use at the club.

by Taekwondoka June 3, 2016