TNT's definitions

This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.

(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*

by TNT June 25, 2004

corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Archnemesis

Someone for whom you have no respect and generally hate. Seeing something bad happen to him should make you happy.
Not to be confused with Rival

TNT is the archnemesis of Anakin
Bush is the archnemesis of the world

by TNT November 18, 2004

TNT

Popular explosive. Tri Nitro Toluene. Also a fairly popular Nickname, although the only true user of the TNT nickname comes from the Netherlands.

The A-team used TNT to blow stuff up.
Worship the Dutch true TNT.

by TNT November 18, 2004

Brown Bagging

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

by tnt May 1, 2003

kung fu it

to leave in a cool manner.

Freddy's here. Let's kung fu it bitch.

by TNT June 25, 2004

Concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

by tnt May 1, 2003