TNT's definitions
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
by tnt May 1, 2003

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!
by tnt May 1, 2003

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first
by tnt May 1, 2003

by tnt May 1, 2003

Master Of Your Domain - The ability to (1) go long periods of time without gratifying oneself or (2) restraining erectal pleasure when it is not socially acceptable
(1)"I am moyd; I can go for months at a time"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"
by TNT May 25, 2004

by TNT March 26, 2005

Someone for whom you have no respect and generally hate. Seeing something bad happen to him should make you happy.
Not to be confused with Rival
Not to be confused with Rival
by TNT November 18, 2004
