TK's definitions

lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking

a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw

by TK February 12, 2004

belch

what happens when you eat ice cream and drink a beer. tastes good, smells better. usually a loud sound created by pressurized gas escaping through the asophagus creating a melodic sound.

that belch killed the dog!

by tk October 27, 2003

bush

1) An unsightly growth which should be cut as soon as it is publicly noticed (but sometimes isn't).
2) Pubes.

Some tend to say bush is a good thing. Others tend to be right.

by TK March 11, 2005

Tk-Soon

The meaning of which something will not be done anytime soon, if indeed ever.

"let's just put a tk-soon on it and hope it happens"

by TK January 14, 2004

manboobs

Manboobs are when a man has saggy titties and looks as if he has never entered the gym. His body probably looks 50 years older than his real age.

Damn Terry, you got manboobs.

by TK May 19, 2004

Duck Ass

The term "Duck-Ass" Originated in the school "Matthew Moss" where a boy called Matt Southworth was repeatedly called for his duck like features.

Look over there! Thats Matt The Duck Ass! Man he has a sexy ass!

by TK October 21, 2004

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004