TK's definitions

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK May 13, 2005

Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

pac-man

One who loves to munch on vagina

Flip is such a pac-man

by TK March 24, 2005

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004

mofu

A way of saying motherfucker that makes more sense than mofo, because the second letter in fuck is a "u" not an "o"

You stupid mofu, you cant even say it right

by tk December 3, 2003

sabado caliente

n. after a heavy night of drinking on friday night, getting out of the house and into a bar before 2pm the next day.
-- often results in blacking out by sundown.

"how was your weekend"
"passed out on a curb at6pm on saturday"
"sabado caliente eh?"
"indeed"

by TK February 27, 2004

blanke

A homeless man with a patchy beard and shaggy hair. They usually reside under bridges and sell their body for booze.

I just saw blanke getting nailed by some ugly bitch underneath the bridge for a bottle of vodka.

by tk February 14, 2008