tk's definitions

sex0r

To have sex with.

Bleepy sex0rs VaCiLe.

by TK April 12, 2003

jarlog

An undefineable word.

May I smack you in the head with a nice juicy jarlog?

Hmm, i'll jarlog that!

Let's open up a can of jarlog?

by TK June 16, 2004

Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

by TK April 12, 2004

bizzen

ie 1.bitch
a 2.female dog
3.a not very nice female

you one hellizle of a bizzen

by tk November 29, 2004

manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

by TK May 19, 2004

blanke

A homeless man with a patchy beard and shaggy hair. They usually reside under bridges and sell their body for booze.

I just saw blanke getting nailed by some ugly bitch underneath the bridge for a bottle of vodka.

by tk February 14, 2008

FOPA

Fat over the penile (or pussy)area

Chris Farley had a lot of FOPA

I can't see my unit under this FOPA

by TK March 23, 2004