tk's definitions

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK May 13, 2005

mofu

A way of saying motherfucker that makes more sense than mofo, because the second letter in fuck is a "u" not an "o"

You stupid mofu, you cant even say it right

by tk December 3, 2003

Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004

xp

Micro$ofts latest rip but wildly available for FREE if you know where to look. Get the latest copy and disable all the junk.

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Billly!

by TK June 6, 2004

FOPA

Fat over the penile (or pussy)area

Chris Farley had a lot of FOPA

I can't see my unit under this FOPA

by TK March 23, 2004

manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

by TK May 19, 2004