Supermanchild's definitions

porn

Short for pornography, porno is the portrayal of any and all sort of sexual acts and quirky fetishes on any form of visual media. Used for the sexual arousal of either member of the human sex, porno is one of/most definitely (for all I know) the most popular form of mediation and source of sexual deviance.

(opinion)- Though I personally think pornography is in no way whatsoever a form of art or justifiable in any way, there is no denying that it plays an important role in curbing society's surprisingly erratic sexual tendancies.

by Supermanchild January 3, 2004

chronic masturbation

The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)

Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

kfc

(the street def.)- Krazy Fucking Charlie's

I'm going to work at Krazy Fucking Charlies!
(J.R.- Hey, I writes 'em as I sees 'em.)

by Supermanchild January 3, 2004

French Foreign Legion

An esteemed branch of mercenaries often unheralded because of their allegiance with France (a country that has never heard the end of the military failure known as World War II) and their generally private ventures. Though still quite trustworthy and considered by many countries as the most effiecient military force in the world.

All those joining the Foriegn Legion break all bonds to their former lives and take up a new fellowship with fellow Legionnaires.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Karl Urban

A reputable actor, Karl Urban just recently made his big acting debut with his appearances in "The Lord of the Rings" films for his role as Eomer. Though having already been in a number of television ("White Fang", "Homeword Bound") and theatre ("Julius Ceasar") performances, his only recognizable roles would be that of the television series "Zena: Warrior Princess" for his roles as Cupid and Ceasar.

Kid #2: "Where do you come up with this stuff?"
J.R.: "From the official Karl Urban website, of course! Man, he is soooo dreamy!"
Kid #2: "Dude, are you gay?"
J.R.: "Well, maybe just a little. But we're all a little gay."
Kid #1: "You said it, Jer!"
Kid #2: "... God dammnit."

{foot-note} The pronunciation mark for the name Eomer goes above the first 'E'. My bad.

by Supermanchild January 4, 2004

In My Pants

A vocal game invented by... er, sorry. I sort of forgot. But its played by ending everthing you say with the words "In My Pants". When a person playing the game fails to do this, said person is then punished physically and severely (ex.- caning, ass-whupin', socked in da' gut, etc). The game ends when the time limit (if any is agreed upon) is over. ... Or just when everone gets tired of it.

Kid #1: Hey, how's it going "In My Pants"?
Kid #2: Pretty shitty "In My Pants".
Kid #3: That sucks "In My Pants".
Kid #4: ... This is pretty stupid.
Kid #1-3: GET HIM!!!

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

helicopter

The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don't forget awkward) but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man who, while fully erect and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle around the woman. All the while turning his penis inside the woman's vagina (... or whatever.).

J.R.- The tricky part is making sure your member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great.

by Supermanchild January 4, 2004