Supermanchild's definitions

Sexy Loser

1. By many standards, a sexually attractive person. But due too one or more generally unnatural fetishes and habits, is not accepted or understood (or liked) unanomously by the populous.
<see necropheliac, incestual, chronic masturbater, concensual deficator, etc.>
2. A comical and pornographic comic strip filled with characters matching the description in def. #1.

1. "Melissa? Dude, she likes to make guys eat her shit!"/"Man, that melissa is one sexy loser."
2. (opinion)- Wow! Sexy Losers is the funniest fucking comic ever! ... And the writer is almost certainly going straight to hell! That sick fucking genius bastard, shooting suck in reprisal!

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Fuck Hydrant

1.A deraugatory term geared towards men exclaming that they have a premature ejaculation problem.
2. Someone who particularly likes consensual defication on their own bodies.

1. Go shit yourself, fuck hydrant!
2. Daaayyy-mmmmn! That girl is seriously some kinda fuck hydrant.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Juntao

Originally stemming from the movie Rush Hour starring Jacky Chan, Juntao played the major villain in said movie. Now, because of the frequancy and odd tone of its use, it is now used today as a greeting or word filler.
(see- wazzup)

Kid #1: Hey, there's Mikey. "Juntao! Juntao!!"
Kid #2: "Huh? Oh, hey. How's it going?"
Kid #1: "Groovy..."
Kid #2: "Cool..."
Kid #1: ...
Kid #2: ... "Juntao!!!"
Kid #1: "Juntao!!!"

by Supermanchild January 3, 2004

opinion

The personal views and ideals of any particular human being (animals may very well have opinions as well, but I'll never know) that are generally revealed to others as a form of self expression. But can also be kept to oneself as not to be offensive or abtrusive.

Opinions are usually wasted if no one know's who you are. But unprecidented and moving displays of wisdom will never be overlooked. Think about that carefully.

by Supermanchild January 3, 2004

rolling crab

A sexual position wherein the male, while inside the female, grabs his 'partner' and proceeds to roll her on her side. A technique used to get full penetration and a more interesting sensation as the penis gets twisted ever slightly in the process.

Many of you have likely used this position and didn't know that it was a position.
Kid #2: "J.R., where do you come up with this stuff? (sicko...)"
J.R.: "Um... uh, I heard it from a friend. (Shit, I hope they don't think I'm some kind of sicko. Or sex fiend.)"
Kid #1: "Question! Can you do this with any pair of peoples?"
J.R.: "No!!! Just a man, and a woman!!!
... Or maybe two lesbians with a high priced strap-on. BUT THAT'S IT!!!"

by Supermanchild January 4, 2004

hockey bukkake

A term derived from a comic publication, hockey bukkake is the act of sexually assaulting a woman (... man?) with innumerable hockey sticks. Um, about eight or more. Give or take.
(see- bukkake)

Hockey. Bukkake. HOCKEY BUKKAKE!!!!

Cindy filed assault charges after she was hockey bukkake'd.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Hydrocodone

A chemical derivative of opium that is used in modern day medications for the relief of moderate to severe pain. Because it acts directly on the brain and spinal cord, it most definitely causes a state of euphoria when taken in slightely greater doses (ex.-three tablets instead of one). But, in contrast, it is classified as a narcotic, and therefore can be highly addictive.

(opinion)- I've been around the block a few times, and the only drug for me is hydrocodone. And any relative there of. That shit is frickin' awesome, yo! Er... but is does suck how boring life is when you don't have any. Know what I mean?

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004