2 definitions by Sum_Bum

Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl

After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

by Sum_Bum June 14, 2007

pkys

Please Kill Yourself

Queer: OMG, are yuo going to teh Creed concert tomorrow!!?

Joe: ....pkys

by Sum_Bum December 3, 2006