StreetBikeTakeover's definitions

Ketchup Sweat

The clearish red substance that exits the ketchup bottle if the bottle is not shaken. This substance is sweat from the tomatoes being kept in such close quarters, and often ruins hamburgers.

Bitchy customer- "Ummm, WAITER! This ketchup bottle just leaked watery stuff onto my sandwich. I want a new meal"
Waiter- "No, you dumb cunt- thats ketchup sweat. Enjoy!"

(5 minutes later)

Waiter- "How does it taste...?"

by StreetBikeTakeover August 4, 2009

Cumbrero

When a girl has cum in her hair, she is said to be wearing a Cumbrero (pronounced like sombrero)

::While at a party:::

Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-

"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"

by StreetBikeTakeover August 6, 2009

Yanksgiving

The fourth Thursday in November of each year. On this day, all females must show thanks to their men by giving then a stern tugging on their genitalia

Guy- "Good morning baby"
Lady friend- "Happy Yanksgiving"
Guy- "Ready to get this over with..?"

by StreetBikeTakeover November 25, 2009

clambump

The often confusing bulge on some womens pants, commonly mistaken for a penis bulge.

"Yo Nick, did you see Patty on register 7?"
"Bro, idk if thats a girl or not, did you see that clambump??"

by StreetBikeTakeover June 22, 2009

DJ Youtube

A person who doesn't buy CDs or DL music but they only play songs off of youtube.com. They have a seemingly infinite amount of songs available, ranging from everyones favorite Mambo #5, to The Serpintine Offering (Dimmu Borgir)

"Hey DJ youtube, Spin that shit. I wanna hear Beat It, by Pierce the Veil"

by StreetBikeTakeover August 22, 2009

Stealing Grass

the act of being in a place where one does not belong; to trespass.

Alex: Is that guy stealing grass?
Manny: No, hes allowed to be here, hes the maintenance guy.

by StreetBikeTakeover June 6, 2010

Herpes Multiplex

A Viral infection contracted from the direct contact to mucus membrane of soiled movie theater seating.

Adam- "Yo man, did you hear that Alyssia got Herpes?"
Doug- "Herpes simplex x2?"
Adam- "Nah guy, she got Herpes Multiplex from the dirty seats at the movie theater when she saw Transformers II"
Doug- "Damn dude, I'l send her flowers"

by StreetBikeTakeover July 25, 2009