Definitions by StreetBikeTakeover

GPOS 

The nickname used when your GPS (Global Positioning System) takes you to the wrong place.

"Ughh I'm going to be late for the interview b.c if this freakin GPOS

GPOS by StreetBikeTakeover July 26, 2010

Stealing Grass 

the act of being in a place where one does not belong; to trespass.

Alex: Is that guy stealing grass?
Manny: No, hes allowed to be here, hes the maintenance guy.

Stealing Grass by StreetBikeTakeover June 6, 2010

Yanksgiving 

The fourth Thursday in November of each year. On this day, all females must show thanks to their men by giving then a stern tugging on their genitalia

Guy- "Good morning baby"
Lady friend- "Happy Yanksgiving"
Guy- "Ready to get this over with..?"

Yanksgiving by StreetBikeTakeover November 25, 2009

DJ Youtube 

A person who doesn't buy CDs or DL music but they only play songs off of youtube.com. They have a seemingly infinite amount of songs available, ranging from everyones favorite Mambo #5, to The Serpintine Offering (Dimmu Borgir)

"Hey DJ youtube, Spin that shit. I wanna hear Beat It, by Pierce the Veil"

DJ Youtube by StreetBikeTakeover August 22, 2009

Cumbrero 

When a girl has cum in her hair, she is said to be wearing a Cumbrero (pronounced like sombrero)

::While at a party:::

Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-

"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"

Cumbrero by StreetBikeTakeover August 6, 2009

Compass 

Noun-

1. The mixture of semen (Cum) and urine (Piss) that exits the penis after sexual intercourse. This whitish discharge is often the opening act for a golden shower.
2. The abundance of cum that exits the penis after extended intercourse

Raigen- "Yea, ohh yea, ride me!!"
Storm- "Im gunna compass!! OMGGGGGG!"
Raigen- "Wow. Get me a towel. WTF."

Compass by StreetBikeTakeover August 5, 2009

Porklift 

When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.

Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."

Porklift by StreetBikeTakeover August 5, 2009