12 definitions by StreetBikeTakeover
The friend in every group of guys that is envied by their friends, and often not invited out because they steal all the girls with their good looks and/ or cockblocking.
by StreetBikeTakeover May 1, 2009
by StreetBikeTakeover July 26, 2010
The clearish red substance that exits the ketchup bottle if the bottle is not shaken. This substance is sweat from the tomatoes being kept in such close quarters, and often ruins hamburgers.
Bitchy customer- "Ummm, WAITER! This ketchup bottle just leaked watery stuff onto my sandwich. I want a new meal"
Waiter- "No, you dumb cunt- thats ketchup sweat. Enjoy!"
(5 minutes later)
Waiter- "How does it taste...?"
Waiter- "No, you dumb cunt- thats ketchup sweat. Enjoy!"
(5 minutes later)
Waiter- "How does it taste...?"
by StreetBikeTakeover August 4, 2009
The fourth Thursday in November of each year. On this day, all females must show thanks to their men by giving then a stern tugging on their genitalia
by StreetBikeTakeover November 26, 2009
When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.
Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."
by StreetBikeTakeover August 6, 2009
::While at a party:::
Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-
"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"
Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-
"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"
by StreetBikeTakeover August 7, 2009
A person who doesn't buy CDs or DL music but they only play songs off of youtube.com. They have a seemingly infinite amount of songs available, ranging from everyones favorite Mambo #5, to The Serpintine Offering (Dimmu Borgir)
by StreetBikeTakeover August 23, 2009