Staifreak 's definitions

strokepished

When someone is so drunk that you cannot determine whether or not they have had a stroke or have simply had too much to drink.

Me:The woman on table 49 is pure steaming!
Anthony: mate she’s had a stroke.
(Half an hour later) - can’t even punch her PIN number into card machine
Woman on table 49:Shouting “this is a pure disgrace! I’m in retail!”
Me: Told you she was pished!
Anthony: Aye..... STROKEPISHED!

by Staifreak November 12, 2018

Getting It

When you see a really hot girl and you tell your buddy that you would definitely get the D.

Whoa, did you see that chick?
Yeah man, she’s totally getting it!

by Staifreak June 22, 2018

johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

done your nut?

Have you lost your mind?

What’s up with you mate?
Done your nut?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

riding the ghost train

The feeling after being on a bender which offers up sweats, chills and shakes along with disturbed sleep and horrible dreams.

How are you feeling after that 3 day bender?
Aw man, a was riding the ghost train all last night, I feel like shit!

by Staifreak May 14, 2018

2 Seconds

The code you use so as not to get caught when you see a really hot girl and need to alert your buddy.

2 seconds...
Ah yeah, thanks for the heads up, man, she’s awesome!

by Staifreak June 22, 2018

is it in the fridge?

Used as a connotation for telling the truth.
Relates to a question of whether a sandwich had be in the fridge all day and whether the answer was truthful.
Can then be used to test the honesty of any answer.

There’s a sandwich out back for you mate.
Anthony, is it in the fridge?
Yes.
Anthony,....is it in the fridge?
.....no.

by Staifreak May 15, 2018